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itslashellebitchezz

1. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2010 1:28pm UTC
   roses are red,
   violets are blue,
   friend requests are great,
   but who the hell are you ?!
   
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2. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2010 11:03am UTC
   I really want to make
   2011
   unforgettable. ♥ awa a
   
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3. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2010 10:48pm UTC
   My biggest fear?
   growing up..
   
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4. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2010 10:46pm UTC
   I survived
   2010
   without getting pregnant.
   - - - - ♥ - - - -
   
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5. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2010 5:13pm UTC
   I THINK WE ALL
   have just one really hot cousin.
   ----------♥----------
   
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6. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2010 1:40pm UTC
   Baby, you the whole package
   plus you pay your taxes.
   -----♥-----
   
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7. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2010 5:18pm UTC
   I close my eyes for a second,
   and BOOM, i've slept for 2 hours.
   
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8. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2010 5:15pm UTC
   "Okay mom, i'm getting off."
   Oh wait, notification.
   
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9. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2010 5:11pm UTC
   My name is so intense
   that I can never find any keychains saying it.
   
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10. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    Being really itchy
    after getting your hair cut<3
    
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11. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    Who else remembers;
    "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"
    
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12. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 7:04pm UTC
    "Let's eat Great-Grandpa Joe!"
    "Let's eat, Great Grandpa Joe!"
    Grammar saves lives. ♥
    
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13. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    parents: "I'm bored. I'll go
    balance my checkbook."
    kids: "I'm bored. I'll go on
    Witty and then i'll hit the
    home button on facebook
    repeatedly.
    ♥
    
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14. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 7:42pm UTC
    The worst feeling ever?
    trying to hold back your tears<3
    
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15. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 9:50pm UTC
    If you wanna be
    t o g e t h e r ,
    you have
    TO - GET - HER
    ♥ X ♥ X ♥ X ♥
    
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16. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 9:42pm UTC
    I didn’t fall.
    The floor looked lonely.
    I gave it a hug. ♥
    
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17. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 9:39pm UTC
    Dear Boy,
    You’re soo much easier to talk to on facebook.
    
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18. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:08pm UTC
    Have you ever
    looked at someone and automatically gotten annoyed? ♥
    
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19. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    We R Who We R
    was on the radio earlier.
    My dad thought Ke$ha was saying
    "ARDVARK"
    when she was actually saying
    "HARD HARD HARD HARD....."
    He asked me why someone sang
    a song about an ardvark..
    
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20. itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    when Heinz Ketchup made
    purple and green ketchup ? ♥
    
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