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  1. Purpal32 Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    iCarly
    Freddy: Guess what's in this box!
    Sam: Donuts?
    Freddy: No.
    Sam: Muffins?
    Freddy: No.
    Sam: Corn dogs?
    Freddy: No.
    Sam: Chocolate?
    Freddy: No. It's not food.
    Sam: Then who cares?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Manicure
    (Noun)
    Description:Paying 30 dollars to get made fun of in a foreign launguage.

  4. xomeggie914 xomeggie914
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    seeing a cute little boy and thinking
    your going to be very attractive when your older ;)
    format by julietechoecho

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Oh, I didn't tell you?
    Must've been none of your damn business.

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Pretending to
    still read your birthday card after
    money has fallen out..
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Every 60 seconds in Africa,
    a minute passes.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    You're 14 and forever alone?
    Please tell me the heartaches of your life.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples,
    how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
    Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

  10. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Here's to the Directioners who
    Don't favor a member of One Direction more
    Than the others, but have that one member
    Who stole their heart.

  11. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
    Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
    Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
    Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
    Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
    Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn: It was awesome

  12. JustThatAwkwardTeenager JustThatAwkwardTeenager
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
    but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:21am UTC
    Danger is my middle name
    First Name: Avoids
    Last Name: Completely
    nmq

  15. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:51am UTC
    "I don't think there's anything wrong with eating,
    It's not like I'm doing anything illegal"
    - Niall Horan
    format credit to OneDirection

  16. ItsGottaBeYouh ItsGottaBeYouh
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    This is Harry Styles
    (o.o)
    /█\
    ||
    How many hugs can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 hug♥
    AlreadyGone 's Quote.[:

  17. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 1:01am UTC
    I'm sorry. We didn't get enough likes in time. Your little boy is going to die.
    -nicoleypoleyoley

  18. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:25am UTC
    When I was your age,
    I knew Miranda Cosgrove as Megan, Not Carly.

  20. kungfupenguin kungfupenguin
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Fave for CONVERSE
    Comment for OSIRIS

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