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itsemily
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Edward Cullen Logic:
If I sparkle like a gay forest fairy I will attract girls.

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itsemily
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 1:39pm UTC

When I was 5 I watched my neighbor
get arrested from my bedroom window.
He is in jail for 12 years (until I'm 17)
He went to jail for r/peing 13 year old girls.
Everytime I hear the name Frank I cringe because I remember him.
3 more years left :/

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itsemily
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 11:21pm UTC

And why did we
have to learn how to play the
recorder in elementary school?
[♥]
when will we ever have to use that in real life?

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itsemily
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Did Mitchell Musso
just fall off the face of the earth?

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itsemily
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May 7, 2013 9:41pm UTC

SO TODAY AT SCHOOL
There's this guy who always talks
about One Direction and how he
hates them. And today he came
into the library and walked up
to me and said, "I have a list of
people I'd like to kill and One Di-"
I interrupted him and said, "James,
I'm tired of you talking about One
Direction like that. Because last year
I was about to kill myself because of
depressoion, but then I discovered
them, so shut up!"Then he said, "You
know what, I suddenly like One
Direction."
I just wanna say thank you to those
five singing idiots, who made my life
better, because without them I might
have not been here today.

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itsemily
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Are you a unicorn?
Yes
No

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Do you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger's leg
You can hear them say, "What the f*ck are you doing?!"
-nmq

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Admit it, we all call Gatorade by their colors, not their flavors.

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itsemily
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April 29, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Do you want to know a secret?
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
♥
highlight it

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 10:01pm UTC

Today, I realized that the word "bed" actually looks like a bed.

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:59pm UTC

God made everything natural,
the Chinese made the rest.

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:57pm UTC

the reason that America
is so obese, because
THE ONLY RUNNING WE DO IS ON
Temple Run

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:55pm UTC

Tomorrow
is either going to be amazing or terrible...
but I know that I have people
to get me through
it♥

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itsemily
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April 29, 2013 4:52pm UTC

If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there's just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you critisize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:46pm UTC

That walk of shame
when you try to throw paper into the trash can and miss.
nmf.

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Please tell me that I'm not
the only one who talks to inanimate objects when nobody is around.

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itsemily
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April 29, 2013 4:41pm UTC

When people call me ugly, I get really sad and hug them because I know how
difficult life can be for the visually impaired.

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:39pm UTC

That awkward moment
when Dora is 5 and has more
freedom than you.

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itsemily
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Hospitality,
Making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
jimmy365:)

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