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  1. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    I'm done.
    Are you happy now?
    You won.

  2. ltoma18 ltoma18
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    What do you like to do for fun?
    Well, sometimes when i'm bored, I ball up on the kitchen floor and pretend i'm a crumb

  3. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:13am UTC
    I'm in love with dead memories.

  4. thewonderyears thewonderyears
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 9:15pm UTC
    Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're
    going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your
    ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you
    Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money
    out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right
    spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
    Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy crap why am I so
    annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I
    like this, holy crap. whyyyyyyy
    Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont
    want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're
    probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 11:37am UTC
    Listens to a new song;
    Ugh this song is so stupid
    10 minutes later;
    THIS IS MY JAM TURN UPPPPP!!!!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 10:01pm UTC
    It makes me feel special,
    when people notice me enough to notice my absence.

  10. His Princess* His Princess*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 7:22pm UTC
     
    If eyes could speak
     I wouldnt have to talk
    ❤__❤__❤__❤

  11. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 7:31pm UTC
    When You Listen To A Song You Used To Listen To Ages Ago And You Get That Weird Spine Chilling Feeling As You Remember How Your Life Was At That Point In Time.

  12. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 10:51am UTC
    "How are you?
    Broken. Useless. Alone.Cluesless. Confused. Betrayed. Fragile. On the verge of tears. Depressed. Anxious. About to break down. Ready to give up. Pathetic. Annoying. I'm just a burden. Distant. Lonely. Bitter. Heart broken. Lonely. Rejected. Crushed. I feel like I'm going to just fall apart at any moment. Empty. Defeated. Never good enough.
    Fine.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 8:37am UTC
    "Oh" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but I won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how I feel anyway

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.

  16. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    I've never really gone to the 2nd page of Google results. I just type something different until I find it.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:10pm UTC
    the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

  19. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 7:00pm UTC
    My friend and I at the gym:
    Friend: What's your favourite machine?
    Me: The vending machine.(._. )


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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