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  1. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Babe, I know I won't want you forever,but,
    Is it bad to say that I want you just for right now?


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  3. a_part_of_me a_part_of_me
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
    BOY: Yes, of course.
    GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
    BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
    GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
    BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
    GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
    BOY: Oh, okay.
    *Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
    GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
    *Answers phone.*
    GIRL: Hello?
    BOY: I love you


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  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.

  6. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    On Hannah Montana, the rich kid was named Rico because in Spanish, Rico means rich.
    mind=blown

  7. harrystylesisfit harrystylesisfit
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    american kid:
    "so, you're from the uk? cool! so do you have tea with the Queen?"
    british kid:
    "do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 8:41am UTC
    They think niall & i
    flirt while talking on skype
    but in reality all he does is eat infront
    of the webcam
    - Demi Lovato
    (OneDirection)


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  10. Lukas_has_a_new_Witty Lukas_has_a_new_Witty
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    And today, my mom's boyfreind asked me for permission to ask my mom to marry him < 3

  11. ifyoureallyknewme2012 ifyoureallyknewme2012
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:07am UTC
    For every fav i get..
    My brother, will go a day without smoking..
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. Jarodx0 Jarodx0
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    I don't care. Im a boy & going to see Katy Perry's movie.
    & I can't f/cking wait.

  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Adele is Pregnant
    Lets admit it.
    Her son will be a respectful guy who makes every girl feel like a princess........
    Her daughter will be desperate and will fall hard for every guy shes meets....

  14. SafeAsTheNight SafeAsTheNight
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Please read
    Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug and kiss.
    *Girl hugs and kisses him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
    (The truth):
    ...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure.
    Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only one survived.
    Halfway down the road, the 18-year-old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know.
    Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug and kiss one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die.
    Now thats true love.

  15. beautifulgirl20 beautifulgirl20
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Did you know that...
    Jenette McCurdy just turned 20?!?!?!?

  16. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
    I never pictured myself this screwed up.

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    FUN FACT:
    People born in 1994-1999
    have lived in three decades,
    two centuries,
    and two millenniums.
    And they are not even 18 yet.

  18. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I look grooss
    you spelled beautiful wrong...
    no, you spelled gross wrong.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT © format by: h0peful,

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
    A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
    I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
    THIS GIVES ME HOPE.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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