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pleasespeaktomyface
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November 11, 2012 10:18pm UTC

I've always wanted to start a brand of Christian-themed lollipops
and call them Catho-licks.

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Karkat*
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 9:50pm UTC

When guys lie,
they say that they love you
When girls lie,
they say that T H E Y D O N ' T

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 10:16pm UTC

me: what day is it?
person: thursday.
me: no...like... the number.

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Raining_Sunshine
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October 21, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Stomach: Oooooo, look it's your crush!!
Stomach: Let me greet him with dying whale sounds.

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 1:54pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Open question:
What is a good age to lose your verginity?
Best answer:
When you can spell it correctly.
Asker's Rating: * * * *

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Me in 7th grade: Swearing is so bad, it's naughty. I won"t ever swear!
Me now: Pass the mothafucckin salt bitcch.

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justpretendingthatwerecool
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC

me: *in my room on witty*
family: *bursts through the door*
me: um why are you-
mom: what are all these dirty clothes doing on the floor
me: I'm-
dad: why aren't your curtains shut do you want the whole world to see you changing
me: um i was-
sister: *looks through drawers* OOH YOU HAVE CANDY CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASE PLEASE
me: no! those are-
mom: honestly it's a disaster in here I can barely walk
dad: *staring at one direction poster* who are these boys and why are they in your closet
me: that's-
sister: PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONE
mom: for god's sake would it kill you to tidy up just a bit in here
dad: and who's this where is his shirt
me: could you please-
sister: GIVE ME SOME CANDY
mom: and just look at your desk how can you do homework with it so unorganized
dad: are there any other boys in your closet that I should know about
me: and you wonder why I lock my door

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heydidyouknowthatumyourbeautiful
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 6:41pm UTC

hey, I had a weird dream last night
what was it ?
I was a stripper
Then I fell of the pole & died
I coudn't stop laughing :DD
Follow For A Follow ?

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ilovepenguins46
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October 21, 2012 1:02pm UTC

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Jade672
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 9:28am UTC

m a y b e s h e
LAUGHS AND MAYBE SHE ««
C R I E S A N D [ M A Y B E ] Y O U 'D B E S U P R I S E D [x] [x] [x]
AT EVERYTHING
she keeps inside.

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Bravosierra*
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October 20, 2012 11:55pm UTC

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kenzie_98
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 6:59pm UTC

friends: He definitely likes you!
heart: he likes you! he likes you!
brain: lol, why would he like you?

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ladygagafan68
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 5:54pm UTC

*Right after leaving bestfriend's house*
3 min later....
Me texting bestfriend: HEYYYYY
anybody else?

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:16pm UTC

My dearest Allie,
I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from eachother and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul ad makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our heart and brings peace to our minds, that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you.
-Noah

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Me: *Tries to cuddle with my dog*
Dog: *Jumps off of couch and walks away.*
*5 minutes later*
Dog: *Comes back and tries to cuddle*
Me: YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS TALK TO MY FRIENDS TALK TO ME
Me: BUT WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
Me: LIKE EVER!
Dog: *Walks away again*
Me: I was just kidding!
Me:
Dog:
Me: BABY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!

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