iambubbles posted a quote
July 20, 2013 2:17pm UTC
There's all those british people being so hot eating their engilsh crumpets Then there's the fat ugly globs of americans sitting at McDonalds eating a big mac....
my friend had a crush on the cutest guy in her school and she was shy around him so like one day she told her mates that she was going to go and ask him on a date so she went up to him and got scared so she asked for a pencil instead but told everyone that they were dating and he heard and thought she was funny and now they’re married. moral of the story: lying gets you everywhere