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  1. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    There's all those british people being so hot eating their engilsh crumpets
    Then there's the fat ugly globs of americans sitting at McDonalds eating a big mac....

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    my friend had a crush on the cutest guy in her school and she was shy around him so like one day she told her mates that she was going to go and ask him on a date so she went up to him and got scared so she asked for a pencil instead but told everyone that they were dating and he heard and thought she was funny and now they’re married. moral of the story: lying gets you everywhere

  3. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:31pm UTC
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  4. GirlCode_ GirlCode_
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    Girl Code #10
    You just want people to think you were born perfect. Nobody is perfect.

  5. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Trust is not given
    It is earned

  6. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 10:14am UTC
    If you guys think your friends are weird keep in mind, I called my friend a bra, and she told me she loved them.


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