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  1. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    Better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

  2. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 7:16pm UTC
    Me: Mom I got a 73 on my Maths quiz
    Mom: That's really bad, Anna. Why can't you be more like your friend Emmy?
    Me: Mom, Emmy has the new Samsung Galaxy. Can I have one?
    Mom: WHAT! DON'T LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY HAVE AND WHO THEY ARE! BE YOUR OWN PERSON! NEVER COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS! YOU'RE GROUNDED.

  3. tatum tatum
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 2:18pm UTC
    I didn't get my period last month..
    ....
    .......
    am I pregnant? I'm still a virgin though..
    ...
    .....
    .........
    ....
    ....
    F*CK, I MUST BE CARRYING THE NEXT BABY JESUS!

  4. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    Although I've lost my mind, sir-
    I think you've lost yours quicker

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 1:54pm UTC
    You're way too accepted,
    To be this isolated.

  6. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 2:00pm UTC
    Things will happen.
    People will die.
    Friends will change.
    Parents will fight.
    You'll do stupid stuff.
    Your heart will break,
    No one will care;;
    You'll feel all alone.
    But eventually,
    You'll always find your
    Way back home. <3

  7. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  8. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    Your habits. Your tallness.
    Your beauty. When Your compassion.
    Your smile. Your a jokes. Your clothes.
    Your eyes. Your skin. girl Your lips. Your walk.
    Your nose. Your whisper. is Your voice. Your hair.
    Your handwriting. Your quiet, hobbies. Your beliefs.
    Your innocent heart. a Your intelligent brain.
    Your hugs. Your legs. Your compliments.
    Your morals. million Your blushing face.
    Your abilities. things Your breath.
    Your smell. are Your advice.
    You're everything.
    running through
    H e r
    head.

  9. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  10. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    You make me so happy just by doing things you might not have even realized you've done.

  11. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 7:30am UTC
    ohHH MY GOD EVEN GOOGLE KNOWS ITS MY BIRTHDAy
    I LOVE THE INTERNET ; A ;

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:40pm UTC
    is anyone else waiting until the suddenly turn into a model overnight before posting a selfie on witty or is that just me
    it's totally gonna happen bro just sayin
    i hope


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:10am UTC
    & a boyfriend should always send his
    girlfriend a goodmorning text as well
    as a goodnight text, even when they
    are fighting, just to let her know she's
    still on his mind.

  16.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 10:03pm UTC
    Gets two likes on quote;
    this is it, it's getting the top quote

  17. haleighnicole haleighnicole
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 1:10am UTC
    I am trying to be a better person..

  18. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    & what sucks, is that i know i'm your last choice..
    and i still refuse to let go..

  19. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 10:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 10:16pm UTC
    & i know you're not the same guy,
    but that doesn't mean i don't want you..

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