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Helen's the name. Im 12 and i blow out my candles on November 29th. My life is pretty good, music, friends and One Direction keep me going. I think everyone is beautiful and special in their own ways <3. you can talk to me if you want. I will listen to anyone

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Me: *lots of homework* Stays on Witty not doing homework until 3 in the morning.
Me: *no homework* Stays on Witty until 3 in the morning.
http://www.highschoolhumorblog.com/best-homework-excuses.html not mine, sorry to disappoint

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Girl: You and I sounds great :)
Boy: aww... i like you alot too! :)
Girl: I mean the song... by Lady Gaga

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 5:06pm UTC

What is the point in getting dressed
if I'm not going to leave the house anyway?

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:08pm UTC

In the car with my mom:
Radio: Baby you light up my world like nobody else!
Me and mom: THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED!
Me and mom: *Dancing crazily at a red light*
Lady in the car next to us: *staring at us cracking up*
me: I REGRET NOTHING!
true story. nmf

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:17pm UTC

&Today
I saw a woman walking down the street
she was walking a dog,
pushing a stroller with 2 babies in it
and wearing one of those baby carriers on her chest with another baby in it.
Wanna know what else?
She was blind.
wow.

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Remeber who you are,
and what you represent.

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 8:51pm UTC

A fruit fly just landed on my computer.
I think hes confusing his apples.

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Having amazing hair while sitting alone in your room and doing homework in sweats.
Just my luck.

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 3:31pm UTC

hello! Any
Directioners out
there? ANY
FROM BOSTON?!
If there are,
CLICK HERE:
http://twitition.com/jygiq/ to sign
a Twitition to
BRING 1D TO
BOSTON'S
DIRECTIONERS!
Thanks guys! sorry for the spam.... And please repost!

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 7:16pm UTC

*In French class*
Teacher: Je M'appelle Bruno, or Mr. Bruno.
Class: ok
Mr. Bruno: well, thats what you call me in front of the other teachers.... but here, I'm Big Boss or Your Magesty.
He's officially the coolest french teacher ever.

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 7:07pm UTC

I survived
my first day of middle school.

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:14am UTC

Happy birthday,
liam Payne!
We all love you!
<3 Directioner forever <3
Format by Sandrasaurus

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 9:54pm UTC

RESHARE:
Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead.
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[x] You love to dress up.
[x] You love animals.
[x] You are waiting patiently for your prince charming.
[] Your mom is really strict.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[] You have/had blonde hair.
total: 5
Belle:
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[x] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[] You love to read.
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[x] You have done volunteer work.
[] You have a wild imagination.
[x] You love to take care of people in need.
[x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
total: 7
Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very rich/important.
[] You are very clever.
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[] You don’t have a lot of friends.
[]You’re independent.
[] You are wealthy.
[] Your parents try to control your life.
total: 2
Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[x] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
[] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
[] You collect something.
[x] You have/had long, hair.
[x] You have/had a pet fish.
[x] You’re extremely curious.
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
total: 8
Snow white:
[] You know that you’re beautiful. :)
[x] You like taking care of others.
[] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[] You’ve almost been killed.
[x] You have at least seven good friends.
[] You’ve had food poisoning.
[] You have/had short hair.
[] You get along with almost everyone.
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
total: 5
Mulan:
[] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[] You have/had considered running away from home.
[] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[] A lot of your friends are boys.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
total: 3
Aurora:
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[x] You have a decent singing voice.
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
[] You spend most of your time outside.
[] You’re adopted.
[] You’re very romantic.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
total: 4
Pocahontas
[] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[] You are more spiritual than religious.
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[] One of your family members is dead
[] Your parents are very protective of you.
[x] Someone you know has been in war.
[] You love nature.
[] You have/had black hair.
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] You’re very adventurous.
total: 3
I'm Ariel :)

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:28am UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
lolgrl3
molldolldove
Linabinabae
UND3R
OMGreen
xlonglivex
ourlastsummer
mjdncrgleek
smilesalltheway
itchythumbmaniac

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:26am UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
lolgrl3
molldolldove
Linabinabae
UND3R
OMGreen
ShutUpAndLookAtThis
XxneoncookiexX
Drunkengorilla1
Cuppa24
UNICORN101
itchythumbmaniac

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 7:49pm UTC

This Is Called The Eye Test!
Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
Now Find The Mistake:
abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
****** *** *** ****** *** ******
Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:09am UTC

A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:56pm UTC

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Happy Birthday Mary!! (mjdncrgleek)
<3 ya forever CRANES FOR LIFE!
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Format Noahwood123

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 7:19am UTC

True friends know what you are saying when you raise your eyebrows at them from across the room.
True friends can finish your sentence for you, as if it is their own.
True friends have your mom and dads phone number in their phone, and text them or call them like they are friends.
True friends can cry with you, without feeling awkward.
True friends know how to make you stop crying, and start laughing.
True friends know how you feel.
True friends know your schedule for a week, better than they know theirs.
True friends don't let you plan your own birthday, they do it for you.
True friends tackle you, and jump into your arms instead of saying "hi" like a normal person.
True friends dress up in crazy costumes with you and take a photo shoot.
True friends know you better than they know themselves.
True friends are forever.

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itchythumbmaniac
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 10:46pm UTC

The irony is, I was traveling to find myself, and I put everything on hold for you.
Because I loved you.
Format by twilightgirl995

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