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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 11:05pm UTC

I wanna hide the truth
I wanna shelter you,
But with the beast inside
Theres nowhere we can hide.
Format Credit: USMarineCorps2013

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 11:11pm UTC

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes.
A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor,
clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his.
How many people can you say that about? How many people can make
you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make
you feel extraordinary?
- John Grogan

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC

"If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 1:24pm UTC

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5
and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 8:26am UTC

Sometimes the only reason why
you won't let go of what's making
you sad, it's because it was the
only thing that made you happy.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 10:21am UTC

BEING A PERSON IS GETTING TOO COMPLICATED.
- Margaret Atwood

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 12:35pm UTC

Here in the lovely US of A, we make television shows of people
doing illegal things. ALL HAIL THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE, EVERYONE GO SMOKE SOME WHACKY GRASS AND MARRY MULTIPLE PEOPLE.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 8:27pm UTC

When ever I use hand sanitizer I always use
two squirts
so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Aunt: Where's your brother?
Me: I summoned him to the gates of Hell as sacrificial blood to save our family tree.
Aunt: *Runs away*
Sister: Maybe you should leave those kind of twisted jokes on the Internet next time.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Not having a thigh gap saved my phone from falling in the toilet.

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slave_to_the_hype
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 8:43am UTC

Really cute love story
Boy- Hey
Girl-
Boy- I really like you.
Girl-
Boy- Okay, I mean I love you.
Girl-
Boy-And i don't want to ever let you go
Girl-
Boy-*kisses girl*
Boy-*Eats girl*
Girl was a dorito the whole time

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 11:54am UTC

*Last day of summer vacation*
Me: *Cries*

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:58pm UTC

Sometimes when I listen to an old song,
I think "Oh. I remember when I
wanted to quote a lyric from this song
10 months ago."

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 12:24pm UTC

talent: scaring away boys

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:18pm UTC

let me explain you something about gendered slurs.
if you call a woman a b/tch or a s/ut or a p/ussy etc,
you are insulting her identity as being a woman.
if you call a man a b/tch or a s/ut or a p/ussy etc,
you are insulting him by comparing him to a woman.
gendered slurs directed towards males also exist, but they are generally considered less offensive and are associated with being forceful or mean as opposed to being weak or enjoying s/ex. they are also generally only ever directed towards men, as implying that a woman has masculine qualities (i.e "man up") is usually positive whereas comparing a man to a woman ("you hit like a girl") is negative.
most female-gendered slurs are also based around having s/ex and enjoying it, and it should be noted that there isn't a male equivalent of those words because men who do this are responded to with high-fives and compliments.
basically if i've heard you use one of the aforementioned slurs then it is very likely that my respect for you plummented through the floor.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 10:28pm UTC

my school determines the winners of a competition by gathering the finalists together and seeing which one can bottle-feed a lamb the fastest
i wish i was joking

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:49pm UTC

I'm Beautifully Broken,
perfectly perfect, beautiful in my flaws. All together I'm a beautfiul disaster

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gab*
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August 17, 2013 4:52pm UTC

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when you have a really weird dream about
someone, and afterward you can never
look at them the same way again.

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