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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Last night I started crying because
    it literally just hit me that the person i'm deeply in love with will never like me back.
    This boy in my grade... he's so amazing. I'm completely in love. I think about him all the time. I've probably made about two thousand different scenes in my head with him.. I've taken all of this time to imagine him and me together but i'll never happen. What a waste of precious time.

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Normal people with their boyfriend/girlfriend: Cuddle, Sing lyrics together, laugh about their day, tell each other their problems, help each other out, enjoy themselves.
    Me with my boyfriend: ...Oh yeah that's right, I don't have a boyfriend.

  3. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Two weeks cut free.
    I've never felt so proud of myself.

  4. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    hey this is just a very normal and
    serious text post with no hidden
    meaning whatsoever

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Sorry, I can't go to school today.
    I fractured my motivation.

  6. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 7:17am UTC
    "I'm not a hipster but I
    can make your hips
    ster"
    I'm not a knife but I will
    stab you.

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 11:31am UTC
    People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.
    — Ralph Waldo Emerson

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    My phone dies faster than
    a white girl in a horror film.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
    a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. lucysmithers lucysmithers
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:43am UTC
    F.R.I.E.N.D.S
    Monica: "Why is your family scottish?"
    Chandler: "Why is your family Ross?"

  12. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    An essay should be like a woman's skirt,
    long enough to cover the subject,
    but short enough to keep it interesting"

  13. again again
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    What if teachers are just giving us their work to do and when they grade our homework they actually are just handing it into their boses because they are too lazy to do their own work

  14. lucysmithers lucysmithers
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:36am UTC
    F.R.I.E.N.D.S
    Joey: "Oh sorry did I get you?"
    Chandler: "NO you didn't get me! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!"

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    It's like you have to be strong for everyone else,
    but they forget to ask if you are okay . . .

  16. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 11:48am UTC
    I have more guy friends, because girls start more drama.
    but i keep two girls around incase i need to gossip.

  17. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    one day i heard a couple speaking. This conversation is real
    girl:how much do you love me?
    boy: look up in the sky all the stars are how much i love you
    girl:but its morning
    boy:exactly

  18. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    In a world so hateful,
    some would rather die than be who they are.

  19. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Some people say eyes are the gateway to our souls. If this is true, then I want to get lost in yours for hours. I want to explore all the little secrets your hiding behind your smile and I want to indulge in the things you're afriad of and make sure I'm not like any of them and I want to gratify all the things you're afraid of losing just to see if I'm there and I want to hold everything you love next to everything I love. All I really want is to just be lost in you and all your little imperfections.

  20. littlemertz2 littlemertz2
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 8:50am UTC
    Funny Story..
    So, when me and my ex first started going out,
    he came over and I invited him to come on our boat with us.
    Neither of us had seen each other in swimsuits before.
    Well, when I went to push the boat out,
    I took off my shirt so it would't get wet.
    I had already took off my shorts when I was helping my little brothers in.
    Well, I took off my shirt and got ready to push.
    After I pushed it,
    I jumped in.
    My cousin Madison grabbed me aside and was like,
    "When you took your shirt off, his jaw dropped. I had to close it."
    I couldn't stop laughing, because my whole family noticed.

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