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istillloveyouxoxo

1. beautifulchicka15
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   If you cry over someone,
   then your friends can't date him.
   It can't even be considered. -Taylor swift
   
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2. LandonIsWitty
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   "Everyone says nothing's impossible, but its not true, I do nothing every day!"
   -Winnie The Pooh
   ..isnt this just the story of our lives?(;
   
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3. Olisbabe *
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 10:04am UTC
   Dear bestfriend,
   I promise to be your lesbian lover
   when a ugly guy hits on you. (:
   nmf
   
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4. kenziev123
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   Who still is waiting for their kiss in the rain?
   ♥
   
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5. HakunaMatata_
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC
   -----------♥-----------
   "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUdge?"
   "Nice save."
   -----------♥-----------
   
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6. wannabe
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 12:24pm UTC
   Admit it,
   When someone says, "I like your necklace"
   You automatically touch it before you say,
   "Thanks."
   
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7. bailie008
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   The best part of the Olympics
   was when One direction preformed in the closing ceremony.
   Excuse me? Tell that to someone who trained 4+ years to get there.
   Morgan Uceny competed 4 years ago and fell while running her first time. She trained 4 years just to come back and fall again in front of everyone. She probably won't be eligible for the Olympics again.
   Usain Bolt was the first man to win the 100, 200 and 4x100 relay golds in back-to-back Olympics.
   Gabby Douglas, 16 years old won two gold medals, including the all-around, and the rest of the Fierce Five - Jordyn Wieber, McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross and Aly Raisman - gave the United States its first Olympic team title in women's gymnastics since 1996.
   Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee made it to semi-finals with 2 prosthetic legs and still had a smile on his face when he came in 8th place.
   Manteo Mitchell finished a race with a broken leg.
   Bianca Knight, Tianna Madison, Allyson Felix and Carmelita Jeter broke East Germany's 27-year old world record in the 4x100-meter relay.
   I watched history in the making while you watched a british boy band in skinny jeans.
   I have officially lost all hope in this generation.
   
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8. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 9:22am UTC
   Remember when...
   The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, and Hannah Montana mashup was the best thing to happen to you in your entire existence.
   
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9. AustinH
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 12:36pm UTC
   "Shut up, you're 12."
   -Said the 13 year old
   
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10. _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    want to know what it's like to be a top quoter.
    ♥
    then make good quotes!
    
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11. 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:49am UTC
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL
    LIKE A WASTE OF SPACE
    you're original, cannot be repaced
    if you only knew what the future holds
    after a hurricane comes a rainbow
    >>Firework<<
    (quote by OneDirection/NMF)
    
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12. Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    Saying goodbye
    is the most painful way of solving a problem.
    Tumblr/Nmf
    
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13. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:14am UTC
    three year old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
    me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
    
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14. SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Did you know?
    I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a…connection.
    
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15. Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Plot Twist: We All Stop Twisting The Plot.
    
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16. onedirection94Harry
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Even though, Pitbull uses Mr.WorldWide in every song his songs are still cool
    
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17. LilCandy
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Me on the phone to friend:
    Me: Hey!
    Friend: *MOANS*
    Me: Um..
    Friend: Ooooooh
    Me: wtf?...
    Friend: Mmm yeah mmm
    Me: O.O ...
    Friend: That was one yummy sandwich!
    Me: oh right xD
    
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18. cheerleader12
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    *When people ask me if I play any sports*
    Me: I have this condition where I'm really lazy...
    
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19. CheeringForMyself
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    'Dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart
    guys go for dumb girls, and you know
    what us smart girls get?
    That's right.
    CATS.'
    I so this posted on witty, and at first i was like:
    'That's so funny!'
    but then i was like:
    'I'm allergic to cats? Forever alone...'
    
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20. BiteMyLip
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    If a girl tells you she is fine, 99.9% of the time she's lying...
    especilly if that girl is me...
    
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