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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:24am UTC
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  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    the truth is ,
    (( we're just a bunch of kids trying to ))
    f i g u r e o u t
    [x] [x] [x] what love really is.

  3. newportsprincess newportsprincess
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    When people on cooking shows are
    making five course gourmet meals,
    And you're eating a pb&j.

  4. blondetalk blondetalk
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Lol @ the paranoid people who check behind the shower curtain.
    Oh wait..Thats me..

  5. goblin goblin
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
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  6. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Vending machines kill 13 people a year.
    How... I.... what.... I don't even...

  7. xofall_to_fast xofall_to_fast
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    •That feeling when•
    your really to lazy to shave your legs,
    but you have to because you look like a harry beast.
    just me?

  8. jmslivelaughlove jmslivelaughlove
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    blacklace
    Dear restrooms,
    you aren't just a bathroom... you are a place to talk, gossip, cry, and escape my class
    Sincerely, teenagers everywhere
    ----------♥----------
    blacklace
    blacklace

  9. lollypop398 lollypop398
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    still wonedering why in high school musical all them ended up actors not singers?

  10. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    ˙ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ pǝsn ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ןןǝʍ

  11. MsHoran MsHoran
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    "It's gonna be okay."
    "Yeah.. because it's not happening to you.."

  12. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 8:14am UTC
    If Google didn't exist, we'd all be screwed.

  13. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Coco from Zoey 101
    wanted to die all the time, but she overcame that and so can you.

  14. AlNicholas AlNicholas
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    August 13, 2012 7:25pm UTC
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  15. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    □ single
    □ taken
    √ mentally dating either a fictional character, or a celebrity

  16. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Dear Thigh fat,
    Help the needy?
    Sincerely, Boobs and Butt.

    nmf.

  17. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Welcome to High School
    pick two:
    good grades, enough sleep, a social life.

  18. StrawberryCheesecake StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:35am UTC
    I'm a girl.
    I don't smoke.
    I don't drink.
    I don't party every weekend.
    I don't wear three inches of makeup.
    I don't put sultry pictures of my bra showing online.
    I don't make out with lots of guys,
    or other girls, to get attention.
    I'm a girl, and I'm me.
    I'm not going to change for anyone.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Me: We should hang out soon!
    Me: *never contacts them again*

  20. FullOfRegrets FullOfRegrets
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:09am UTC
    I don't care
    If the car journey is only 10 minutes
    I'm bringing my iPod

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