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istillloveyouxoxo

1. istillloveyouxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 3:24pm UTC
   Dear Parents,
   I'll stop sneaking food into my room
   When you start allowing food in my room.
   *a quote shouldn't need a pretty format to get faves*
   
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2. istillloveyouxoxo
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   May 30, 2012 4:51pm UTC
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3. istillloveyouxoxo
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   May 30, 2012 4:51pm UTC
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4. istillloveyouxoxo
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   May 28, 2012 10:04pm UTC
   Awe , I look happy ?
   Well, guess what .
   Im not .
   
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5. istillloveyouxoxo
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   May 28, 2012 10:03pm UTC
   Parents: Get better grades.
   Teacher: Study harder.
   Friends: Have more time to hangout.
   Boyfriend: Be prettier.
   Me: Im sorry Im not perfect...
   
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6. istillloveyouxoxo
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   May 27, 2012 1:09pm UTC
   me after running for one minute: im still alive but im barely breathing.
   *Nmq*
   
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7. istillloveyouxoxo
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   May 27, 2012 1:04pm UTC
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   ... i feel special now .
   
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8. istillloveyouxoxo
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 1:02pm UTC
   When you write all your problems on witty
   and your friend says "hey I found your witty"
   ... and you have to delete half your quotes .
   Just me ?
   
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9. istillloveyouxoxo
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 6:54pm UTC
   That feeling when he
   flirts with her
   
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10. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    It's funny how sitting boy girl, boy girl
    was a punishment when we were little.
    
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11. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I don't want a guy that has time for me
    I want a guy that makes time for me.
    
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12. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    I want a witty bestfriend
    That I can text
    and talk to on facebook
    relate to
    vent to
    be real around.
    someone thats not two faced
    or will stop texting back.
    a real bestfriend.
    
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13. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Dont say "luv u" to me .
    It makes me want to throw a dictionary at your face
    NOT say it back
    
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14. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    There is no angry way to say
    'bubbles.'
    ...you know you tried.
    nmf/nmq
    
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15. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 10:38am UTC
    If I text you first
    I miss you
    If I don't text you first
    I want you to miss me <3
    
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16. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Officer; How high are you?
    Me; No officer, its hi, how are you?
    
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17. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
    and my face hits the mirror.
    
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18. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..
    
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19. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?
    ♥
    
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20. istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (:
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.
    
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