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CornStar
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August 2, 2012 11:18pm UTC

He said I've been to the year 3000,
Not much has changed but they live underwater.
And your great, great, great, granddaughter
is doing fine.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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July 19, 2012 2:28am UTC

psychological fact:
if you can see this,
i'm fairly sure you are probably not blind, dead or amish.

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BlackButterflies
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July 18, 2012 6:50pm UTC

does anyone else remember when Miley dated Willis, but then she found out he was only eleven and three quarters?
blacklace

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LandonIsWitty
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July 18, 2012 7:02pm UTC

I don't agree with gay marriage. I think it's wrong, and unnatural.
Many of you are probably disgusted with me by now, but let me just say, there are bible verses that state that homosexuality is a sin. I understand some of your opinions, but i have some of my own. Please just read this:
You say, "God accepts all people."
1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
Now, I'm not trying to say I hate gay people, or anything like that,
I'm just doing this to stick up for myself and other people who have the same opinion as me. We get a lot of hate for thinking this. But we do have a valid reason for being against gay marriage. It goes against the Christian religion. Say what you want to me, no comments will be deleted, because everyone should be able to express their opinions... Including myself. And I'm not going to apologize for what i believe.

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robyn22
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April 2, 2012 4:52pm UTC

So today, I found out a girl in my sister's class has cancer in her throat.
She's 9 years old, and her name is Mandy.
Would you mind including her in your prayers?
She is such a sweetheart, and she's had a hard life.
We're all cheering for you Mandy.
♥♥♥♥♥
Format:twilightgirl995

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KicksAndGiggles91
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March 10, 2012 10:05pm UTC

There once was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. She said that if she could see the world, she would marry him.
One day, someone anonymously donated a pair of eyes to her.
When the bandages came off, her boyfriend got down on one knee and asked her,
“Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”
The girl was shocked when she saw that he was blind. She refused to marry him because of this.
Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying:
”Take care of your eyes my dear, they were mine before they were yours.”
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islandersxhockeyyx3
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March 10, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Summer Bucket List #5
Have a paint fight♥

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Abby. *
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 11:47am UTC

Its funny how girls run from the
guys who try to make them happy,
& Fight for the ones that make them cry.
-wiz Khalifa

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islandersxhockeyyx3
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March 10, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Summer Bucket List #4
Camp out in my backyard♥

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
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March 9, 2012 8:54pm UTC

he's got my
my heart tied in a knot, and my stomach
in a whirl
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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islandersxhockeyyx3
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March 10, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Summer Bucket List #3
Cover my whole driveway with chalk♥

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LoversGonnaLove
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March 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC

The meaning of life-
God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I'll give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: Thats a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you the other ten back.'
So God agreed.
Then God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The Monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten years like the dog did?'
And God agreed.
Then God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmers family. For this, I'll give you a life span of sixty years.
The cow said: 'Thats kinda a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about only twenty and you can have forty back.
God agreed again.
Lastly God created Humans and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry, and enjoy you life. For this I'll give you twenty years.'
But the Human said 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty from the cow, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back? So that makes eighty years to live, Okay?
'Okay' Said God, 'You asked for it.'
So thats why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun for support to our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and 'bark' at everyone.

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islandersxhockeyyx3
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March 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Summer Bucket List #2
Have a successful lemonade stand♥

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islandersxhockeyyx3
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March 9, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Summer Bucket List #1
Have a Disney Pixar movie marathon♥
should I start a series?

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starfhish
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March 8, 2012 9:55pm UTC

IF MOM CAN'T
FIND IT NO
ONE CAN

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audreyann
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March 9, 2012 4:26pm UTC

* Light flickers on and off *
Normal People: Something is wrong
with that light!
Me: IT'S THE HASH SLINGING
SLASHER
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
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March 8, 2012 8:19pm UTC

It's hilarious how textbooks
try too hard at being racially diverse.
"Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem.."

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babygurl51498
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March 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC

March 8, 2010
Today's date two years ago marked a new day of rememberance. Zachary Tompkins, a happy, bright, loving, and athletic 11 year old passed away in his sleep. Zach was honored by the Middle School Students of PMA and his close friends and fam{ily}. Most people will probably not take the time to read this but this day has changed my life so much, so it would mean alot if you liked this quote to show Zach you care<3
One Like=One Smile From Zach

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