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  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 8:37am EDT
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    The bottom of my laptop is still hotter than you.

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 8:35am EDT
    If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects, Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects!

  3. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 8:11pm EDT
    It's not that I'm not a morning person; I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person.

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 8:27am EDT
    Person 1: I heard she was born naked
    Person 2: What a sl*t!

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 11:49am EDT
    Life fails to be perfect, but never fails to be beautiful.

  6. FalseRealities* FalseRealities*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 3:23pm EDT
    The worst feeling in life is not showing the pain something is causing you because it makes someone you care about happy.

  7. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 5:15pm EDT
    May was the month in which I was happy,
    and life had gained some glow.
    It was the month in which I had not hurt,
    and it was the month in which I did not cry.
    But by the 31st, dormant emotions began to rise,
    and just as May was my month of happiness,
    I fear June will be my month of sorrow.

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 8:54am EDT
    Everybody has two sides to them, i don't mean real or fake, i mean there are differences between your 2pm & 2am personality.

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 10:12am EDT
    and he can't
    MAKE YOU FEEL THIS PRETTY, AND HE WON'T MAKE YOU [x] [x] [x]
    »FEEL THIS
    Beau♥TIFUL.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  11. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 6:59pm EDT
    "You will never ever be successful until you allow your pain to push you from where you are to where you should be."┬╗Eric Thomas

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 4:16pm EDT
    i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said
    “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

  13. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 11:00am EDT
    "Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo." -Sheldon

  14. willersmit* willersmit*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 2:30pm EDT
    I want someone who will love me for who I am.
    *Flaws included

  15. Caitlyn* Caitlyn*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 1:44pm EDT
    Treat me like a princess and I'll treat you like a prince. Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played.

  16. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:28pm EDT
    Keep my name out of your mouth.

  17. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 2:16pm EDT
    "His eyes were the same color as the sea in a postcard someone sends you
    when they love you, but not enough to stay."

  18. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 6:27pm EDT
    how come all these famous band members
    are claiming to not have been popular at school.
    No one showed up at Liam's sixteenth.
    Ashton says he was the opposite of a jock.
    The only guys like that at my school are basically
    bound to become 'future pedos' and none of them
    are even cute or good looking (the ones that aren't
    popular or up themselves or future pèdos)
    or like the kind of music that isn't mostly
    dance/electro/dub step or whatever
    like where are these kinds of people
    come out come out wherever you are

  19. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:39pm EDT
    Why would you rather see two men
    holding guns than holding hands?

  20. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:45pm EDT
    You cannot let fear
    rule you. Fear creates fear.

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