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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC

The heat in my house is broken.
Actually, let me be more specific.
It's 25º and snowing, and the heat in my house is broken.
FML

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iridescentstorm
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December 15, 2012 4:23pm UTC

I believe the word ‘studying’ was derived from the words ‘students dying’

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC

How many tickles does it take to make
a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
nmq, just thought it was hilarous

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iridescentstorm
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December 14, 2012 3:24pm UTC

All those people, children, in the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary in CT.
None of us will ever know what that man was thinking as he did what he did.
All we seem to do is hate, and hate, and spurn the man.
But I'm sending out a prayer for those kids, teachers, staff, principle, all those who died today.
I pray for the families of these people, for friends, for those who saw it happen, for everyone.
Today a man in China stabbed twenty-two students.
I pray for all those people, all those kids, all who were hurt by this attack.
I pray for their families, for those effected.
I still wonder what made him do this.
A man shoot people in a mall just yesterday.
I pray that we soon understand why.
I pray that it doesn't happen again, but it will.
Last week a boy killed his girlfriend.
So much death around us.
So much violence.
So much hate.
Put your name here to tell people that you stand against violence, that you want peace, and most of all that you have these same prayers as me. Because no matter what, God has a plan, and Satan will try to stand in and cut off the peace and happiness that we work hard to creat. I will start the chain, the question is, will you add your name?
BooImMewMew2
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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 3:23pm UTC

{Before you judge me}
~Please~
{Make sure that you're}
~Perfect~
2 1
SilverRain to advice quotes on 13 Dec 2012 at 3:02pm
BEFORE you Judge ME you better Make sure YOUR perfect
1 2
RedRain to friendship quotes on 13 Dec 2012 at 3:02pm
I don't know which one to fave... I usually fave the one made first, but look at the times...

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Dear Steve,
I don't appreciate the sarcasm
you use putting up adds for zumba on the screen, with them saying it'll help us "drop the pounds".
Sincerely,
I' m not leaving my computer

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 6:04pm UTC

If I were a princess I'd be Pocahontas
Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[x] Your mom is really strict
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 4
Belle:
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[x] You’ve been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[x] You love to take care of people in need
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
[...x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 8
Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very rich/important
[x] You are very clever
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[x] You don’t have a lot of friends
[x] You’re independent
[um, i guess x] You are wealthy
[]Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 7
Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[x] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
[x] You collect something
[x]You have/had long, hair
[x] You have/had a pet fish
[x] You’re extremely curious
[] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 8
Snow White:
[] You know that you’re beautiful
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[] You’ve almost been killed
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[] You’ve had food poisoning
[x] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[1/2 x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 5 1/2
Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[x] You have/had considered running away from home
[] Your parents try to plan your life out
[x] a lot of your friends are boys
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 8
Aurora
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[x] (My friends say i'm good)]You have a decent singing voice
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[x] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
[] You’re adopted
[] You’re very romantic
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 4
Pocahontas
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[x] You are more spiritual than religious
[... frienships, so 1/2] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[x] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
[x] Your parents are very protective of you
[x] Someone you know has been in war
[x]You love nature
[] You have/had black hair
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[x] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 8 1/2
Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (full in blank with one you have highest total in)

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Michael Jackson.
HE POSESSED MY SISTER'S COMPUTER
We were listening to a band version of
the Incredibles' theme on YouTube,
when suddenly, an iTunes page pops up,
the volume shoots from 10% to 100%
and Thriller starts playing. We started
dancing because, heck, if MJ posesses
your computer you HAVE to dance, and
then my dad walked in and gave us
weird looks. It was awesome..
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
format by chocolate_monsterx3
True story I'm not even joking.

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iridescentstorm
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December 10, 2012 5:19pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[X] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600
Vision?
[X] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[X] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Total: $1835
did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
$2835
Compared to what I've seen other people get,
I'm practically worthless... oh well

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:22am UTC

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
nmq

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:14am UTC

They say that there's plenty of fish in the sea;
but you're the only one for me.
Without you I'm a fish out of water.
I'm hooked please throw a line to me.
♥
OhHoePlease
I am the ocean
I AM THE SEA.
there is a world
( inside )
of me
Ok, I just saw these two quotes right in that order and thought it was hilarious

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 9:12am UTC

Comebacks #4...
"Excuse me?"
"What, b*tch?"
"Oh, nothing, I was just wondering if you fell out of the $lut tree and banged every stick on the way down?"
20+ faves for more

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 3:38pm UTC

OMG GUYS I'M FREAKING OUT
- - - - - - I actually have 100 followers right now. OMFG, I love all of you, special shoutout to my 100th follower, callmehbaby! THANK YOUALL!!!!

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 7:55pm UTC

They say that you need to
see some things to believe them, but
really,
YOU NEED TO BELIEVE SOME THINGS TO SEE THEM.

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 6:22pm UTC

On December 6th,
On the 6th of December (tommarow) wear a black ribbon on your wrist if you've ever:
Self harmed.
Binged or purged.
Or have been suicidal.
Or still do/are.
If you see someone else with the ribbon, go up to them and hug them or tell them to stay strong.
Spread the word.

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 6:03pm UTC

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bi/tchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
-tumblr

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iridescentstorm
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December 1, 2012 1:28pm UTC

In 1979, the height of the punk rock era, behavioral scientists at the University of Maryland conducted a six week study on how certain music triggers parts of the brain associated with psychosis and violence. Instead of searching for a connection between violent lyrics and real life violence like many others who feared for the budding generation, they focused more on subconscious factors such as tones and frequencies. After hours of tireless work, their efforts payed off. Scientifically speaking, they had created the most rage-inducing song known to mankind. The professors decided to test it on their unruly students, many of them part of the punk craze. They played the music quietly through the air vents in the students’ living quarters while they slept. The symptoms were different for everyone but all similar to common illnesses such as migraine headaches and irritability, but a storm was brewing. The sick students were confined to one large room to keep it from spreading. The professors moved the tapes to the air vents towards that room. Considering how far away the room was, they increased the volume. Blurred vision turned to terrifying hallucinations and irritability turned to gruesome violence. Tensions rose until all of the sudden, everybody snapped simultaneously. The dorm tenants heard screaming and rushed upstairs to find students clawing each other’s eyes in hopes of stopping these hallucinations. Whether it was by suicide or murder, not one person in that room made it out alive. The following is the track that caused it all. Listen at your own risk.
I just saw this on tumblr. I clicked the attached audio link. Guess what song was playing?
The kids bop version of Gangnam Style. I'm actually crying right now.

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Don't argue with a 90 degree triangle.
It's always right.

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Sure Lock Homes
would be a great name for a home
security company
nmq

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iridescentstorm
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December 1, 2012 10:45am UTC

www.koalastothemax.com/
There's your entertainment for the next hour or so. :P
Random.

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