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collasped
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December 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC

You're just another lost soul

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hyperion*
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December 13, 2013 3:53pm UTC

bullets
my thoughts are like bullets
and they ricochet around in my head
gun shots rattle my mind
my head is a constant battlefield
I can’t focus
there are too many explosions
it brought me down and down and down
i fell a long time ago
no wonder
it feels like
wherever I go
is a war
and thinking
becomes a death wish

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_geronimo_*
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December 15, 2013 5:15am UTC

My mind is a mosaic.
Scattered.
Catergorised.
Colourful.
Which from a distance, looks like the person that I am.

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Gpc11
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December 15, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Last night I watched a documentary on Asthma.Breathtaking stuff.

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BlackButterflies
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December 16, 2013 2:01am UTC

"write something your parents would be proud of", witty tells me, as i proceed to type out a quote about dylan sprouse's genitals.

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kokokoala
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January 31, 2013 4:17pm UTC

I love it when people see the real me and they're like
"Woah... Hold up. She's not quiet."
In reality I'm a spazzy motha f'er.

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Halo Angel1*
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January 31, 2013 3:47pm UTC

This morning it was pouring rain and winds so strong that many people lost power. Now it's snowing outside. New England weather has never made so much sense.

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sidneyxo
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January 31, 2013 4:01pm UTC

When you walk into a spiderweb and suddenly
become a karate master

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DemonwithaHalo
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January 31, 2013 3:56pm UTC

I want to make underwear for guys so I can write
"Allergy Warning: Contains Nuts"
On them.

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yourcool
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January 30, 2013 12:17pm UTC

waiter: have i kept you waiting long?
me: no, but did you know that there are 3,269 tiles on the ceiling?

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yourcool
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January 30, 2013 12:36pm UTC

teacher: why do i hear voices?
me: because you're crazy?

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yourcool
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January 30, 2013 1:13pm UTC

maybe there's something you're afraid to say, or someone you're afraid to love, or somewhere you're afraid to go. it's gonna hurt. it's gonna hurt because it matter.
- john green

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makenna123
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January 27, 2013 10:21am UTC

WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE WILL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES, SHE IS USING THE SAME TIME SCALE AS WHEN A GUY SAYS THE GAME HAS 5 MINUTES LEFT.

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makenna123
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January 27, 2013 10:05am UTC

WHEN A TEACHER MISSES SCHOOL
STUDENT: WHERE WERE YOU YESTURDAY?
TEACHER: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!
WHEN A STUDENT MISSES SCHOOL
TEACHER: WHERE WERE YOU YESTURDAY? DO YOU REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ATTEND SCHOOL EVERYDAY? YOU ARE WASTING YOUR EDUCATION.
STUDENT:
CLASS:

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Yourbeautiful*
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January 26, 2013 3:37pm UTC

When my daughter's older
I will make sure she grows up knowing she's beautiful.

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gracemiller27
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January 26, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Every single fairytale
needs a good old fashioned
villian.
- S h e r l o c k.

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