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  1. inspired___ inspired___
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 10:07pm UTC
    YOU BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!?
    DAmN, yOu SHoWEd Me.

  2. smittyk1d77 smittyk1d77
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    Last year, my boyfriend lost his battle with cancer.
    It's been very hard since. But this year on Valentine's Day, I recieved a package in the mail with a beautiful necklace and a note that said -
    "I wasn't ready to say goodbye just yet."
    LGMH

  3. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2010 2:39pm UTC
    I am a third grade teacher.
    Most kids come in with notes or messages written by their mothers in their lunch sacks.
    One little girl's dad left, and her mother abuses drugs.
    But her 12 year old brother never fails to write "I love you" on her brown paper bag

  4. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2010 5:20pm UTC
    When you were young,
    you'd wonder whether your swing could flip over the metal bar at the top,
    swing you all the way around and throw you to the ground bruised and
    broken. When you were a kid, you thought it could happen, but you weren't
    afraid. All grown up; you know it can't happen, but you're filled with fear. You
    swing slower, instead of pumping for the sky. You don't jump off, you slow
    yourself to a stop. You'd never fling yourself into air midswing, because you're
    n o l o n g e r d r e a m i n g o f f l y i n g , //////////////
    you're just worrying about how you're going to land.

  5. TaMaraxVengeance TaMaraxVengeance
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    LiFE WOULD BE PERFECT iF:
    some girls had mute buttons, ♥ some guys had edit buttons,
    bad times had fast forward buttons, ♥ good times had pause buttons.

  6. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2010 4:17pm UTC
    My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my various protests.
    I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completely freak out.
    When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello, and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to have me.
    LGMH
    ***lovegivesmehope.com

  7. Brandygirl321 Brandygirl321
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2010 3:56pm UTC
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  8. major_venting major_venting
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    I straighten my hair everyday.
    What happened to the girl who didn't care about the curls?
    I walk the halls, feeling like every person I see is judging me.
    what happened to my confidence? and the girl who didnt care what people thought?
    I stay quiet in class, never sharing my opinions or ideas.
    What happened to the girl whose hand was up for every question, and even when a question wasnt being asked?
    I look in the mirror and think about how ugly I am.
    What happened to the girl who felt good about herself everyday?
    I constantly compare myself to others. She's prettier. She's smarter. She's funnier.
    What happened to the girl who just wanted to be herself, not caring about anyone else?
    This is who I am.
    What happened to ME?
    **read between the lines**

  9. Fancy_Cuppcake Fancy_Cuppcake
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2010 5:14pm UTC
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  10. courtney_loves_to_sing courtney_loves_to_sing
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    Pro-Life A person is a person, no matter how small.
    -Dr. Suess

  11. courtney_loves_to_sing courtney_loves_to_sing
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    I measure hotness
    on a scale of
    1 to Taylor
    Lautner.

  12. courtney_loves_to_sing courtney_loves_to_sing
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2010 3:21pm UTC
    call me mr. facebook,
    I can make your grades drop.
    facebook groups.

  13. courtney_loves_to_sing courtney_loves_to_sing
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when...
    The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
    Tiger Woods cheats on you,
    You are personally victimized by Regina George,
    You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
    E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
    Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
    You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
    Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
    Today is just one of those days.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. coconutmebabii coconutmebabii
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    1:00 am I’m still awake.
    1:01 am you’re in my head.
    1:02 am I think of your eyes.
    1:03 am I smile.
    1:04 am I try to sleep again.
    1:20 am you’re still in my head.
    1:30 am get out of my head.
    1:40 am I still can’t sleep
    2:00 am I think of your lips
    3:00 am I’m tired.
    4:00 am you. you. you.
    5:00 am you’re still in my head.
    5:30 am you’re in my heart.
    6:00 am I finally fall asleep.
    7:00 am I get ready for school.
    life seems unfair.

  16. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  17. xxiheartyou xxiheartyou
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    April 28, 2010 7:13pm UTC
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  18. my-shadow-stalks-me my-shadow-stalks-me
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    I w a n n a r u n a w a y t o a p l a c e
    FAR FROM HERE
    j u s t g i m m e a p l a n e t i c k e t t o
    ANYWHERE
    s o m a n y c l o n e s, d r e s s i n g a n d t h i n k i n g
    THE SAME
    w h i s p e r s a n d r u m o r s a r e g e t t i n g
    SO LAME
    h o w d i d y o u a l l b e c o m e b o r i n g a n d
    FULL OF HATE
    i ' m f e d u p o f e v e r y t h i n g, i ' v e g o t t o
    ESCAPE

  19. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 10:03am UTC
    Go to google, type in "Who is awesome" and click i'm feeling lucky
    Click the heart if it made your day

  20. ahhdorkable ahhdorkable
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    “JUST FRIENDS”
    YEAH THAT PHRASE KILLS ME

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