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MissAnna
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May 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC

do not put down thinner girls
to make bigger girls feel better

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peanut1299
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Help me Tweet this to Niall!
We need to show our little snowflake how much we care! Come on guys help!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLfyQ56MqWc

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thebookkeeperswife
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 2:37pm UTC

There are times when
I wish certain people
could hear my thoughts.
So they'll know what
I'm too scared to say.

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sexwithniallhoran69
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 7:01pm UTC

You know you're not a kid anymore when
You have to hold your boobs when you jog up the stairs.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Hey are you still mad at me?
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are?
Wish I could hit you with my car.
Ok your still mad...
nmq

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I will Higher a Ninja,
to slap you in the face unexpectedly

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:11pm UTC

if i text you and you're driving,
wait till you stop to reply because i refuse to be on the commercial holding a card with my text on it.
"don't hate on car accidents. it isn't funny."
sweethearts, i know.
believe me.
i know.
of all people.
i would know.

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jariley*
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:20pm UTC

I hate you.
I love you.
I hate loving you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jariley*
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC

When people say the past doesn't matter, it does.
Without your past you wouldn't be who you are in the future.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Today I was in my Economics class
when a popular girl came in
wearing sweats, a sports shirt, and her hair all messy.
This other popular girl said to her
"Why do you always dress like you just woke up?"
All that the girl said was
"I come to school to learn, not to impress people I don't care about."
Then she sat down and took her test.
<3

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 8:07pm UTC

"I've tried to help Niall find a girl, but he said he'd rather stay at home and eat because his princess is on her way."
-Zayn Malik

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:30pm UTC

if you have a white iPhone, Uggs,
yoga pants and know the cup song, then congratulations, you're white.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:14pm UTC

If Liam wasn't sent home the first time...
If Zayn gave up at boot camp...
If Niall had gotten a "no" from Katy Perry...
If Harry decided to wait a year...
If Louis was too scared to be rejected...
There would be no One Direction.
Scary thought. We are so lucky.
Follow for a follow.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Hoes be like "I need love and affection."
No, btch. You need birth control and protection.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:27pm UTC

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Leo[n]ard[o]
Di Cap[oscars]rio

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC

i would much rather read the itunes
terms and conditions than go to school tomorrow.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:00pm UTC

the best thing
that ever happened to me in
high school was about
6 years ago our teacher
never showed up for class and
neither did the sub so
one of the guys in the class just
got up and started
discussing his various
theories about the island in
lost and started
drawing different diagrams on the
board and ranting about his
fan theories and everybody just
went with it and raised
their hands for him like he
was the teacher and that
was the class.
format jimmy365

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