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  1. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Best Ways To Escape Reality:
    1. Sleeping
    2. Reading a good story
    3. Listening to your favorite songs

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Benkinersophobia
    The fear of not recieving a letter from Hogwarts on your 11th birthday.

  3. smluvsart smluvsart
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    ϟ
    Chamber of Secrets. Snitch. Sorcerer’s Stone. The Deathly Hallows. Dumbledore. Harry Potter. Quidditch. Severus Snape. Marauder’s Map. Fred and George. Aragog. Sword of Gryfindor. Wands. Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs. Hogmead. Honydukes.. Remus Lupin. Tonks. Butterbeer. Molly Weasely. Hedwig. Ron Weasely. Hermione Granger. Chocolate Frogs. O.W.L.s. Divination. Nimbus 2000. Expecto Patronum. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hipogriffs. Pheonix feathers. Whomping Willow. Crookshanks. The Half-blood Prince. Professor Mcgonagall. Accio broom. Hungarian Horntail. Harry Potter. the Twiwizard Tournament. Potions class. Neville Longbottom. Lumos. Godric Hallow. Stupify. Gryfindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw. The Hogwarts Express. Scabbers. Dobby. S.P.E.W. Fang. Fluffy. Gringots. Ollivander’s. Galleons. The Black Lake. Griphook. Basilisk. Always. Fudge. Privet Drive. The Minister of Magic. Firebolt. Sirius Black. Thestrals. Gilderoy Lockheart. Luna Lovegood. Crumple Headed Snorkbacks. Seeker. Nifflers. The Forbidden Forest. Pensieve. The Great Hall. Moaning Myrtle. Tom Riddle. GinnyWeasely. Burtybots Every Flavor Beans. Werewolf. Stag. Doe. Time Turner. Platform 9 3/4. Rememberall. Dumbledore's Army. The Order of The Pheonix. The Shreeking Shack. The Night Bus. Azkaban. The Tales of Beedle the Bard. The Three Brothers. The Cloak of Invisibilty. The Reserection Stone. The Elder Wand. The Sorting Hat. Flying Car. James and Lily Potter. Polyjuice Potion.Chamber of Secrets. Snitch. Sorcerer’s Stone. The Deathly Hallows. Dumbledore. Harry Potter. Quidditch. Severus Snape. Marauder’s Map. Fred and George. Aragog. Sword of Gryfindor. Wands. Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs. Hogmead. Honydukes.. Remus Lupin. Tonks. Butterbeer. Molly Weasely. Hedwig. Ron Weasely. Hermione Granger. Chocolate Frogs. O.W.L.s. Divination. Nimbus 2000. Expecto Patronum. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hipogriffs. Pheonix feathers. Whomping Willow. Crookshanks. The Half-blood Prince. Professor Mcgonagall. Accio broom. Hungarian Horntail. Harry Potter. the Twiwizard Tournament. Potions class. Neville Longbottom. Lumos. Godric Hallow. Stupify. Gryfindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw. The Hogwarts Express. Scabbers. Dobby. S.P.E.W. Fang. Fluffy. Gringots. Ollivander’s. Galleons. The Black Lake. Griphook. Basilisk. Always. Fudge. Privet Drive. The Minister of Magic. Firebolt. Sirius Black. Thestrals. Gilderoy Lockheart. Luna Lovegood. Crumple Headed Snorkbacks. Seeker. Nifflers. The Forbidden Forest. Pensieve. The Great Hall. Moaning Myrtle. Tom Riddle. Ginny Weasely. Burtybots Every Flavor Beans. Werewolf. Stag. Doe. Time Turner. Platform 9 3/4. Rememberall. Dumbledore's Army. The Order of The Pheonix. The Shreeking Shack. The Night Bus. Azkaban. The Tales of Beedle the Bard. The Three Brothers. The Cloak of Invisibilty. The Reserection Stone. The Elder Wand. The Sorting Hat. Flying Car. James. Lily. All Was Well.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    31 things guys should know about girls
    1. Don't show up unexpected. They walk around in their underwear, too.
    2. Don't cheat on them. It may sound foolproof, but they talk to each other about everything and WILL find out.
    3. Beware of male syblings and friends. Most of them will not hesitate to kick your butt.
    4. Never miss an oppurtunity to tell them they're beautiful.
    5. Don't refuse a kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh, it's because they're jealous.
    6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
    7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they are going out with you it's because they like being in your arms.
    8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
    -8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
    9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
    10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
    11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.
    --11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
    12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
    13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
    14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
    15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
    16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
    17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
    18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
    19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
    20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
    21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
    22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
    23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
    24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
    25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
    26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
    27. Don't marinade the cologne.
    28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
    29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
    30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
    31. Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

  5. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    "Twilight is so much better than Harry Potter!!!"
    -Said no-one, ever.
    ( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

  6. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:40am UTC
    The Perfect Relationship;
    He works.
    She works.
    They split bills.
    His hobbies are video games and basketball.
    Her hobbies are reading and tweeting.
    She leaves him alone to do his hobbies.
    He leaves her alone to do her hobbies.
    At night time they'll watch a movie while cuddling.
    She makes him food.
    He gives her a massage.
    They joke about how stupid people are.
    She tells him how annoying her friends are.
    He tells her how annoying his friends are.
    They laugh together.
    On weekends they spend their days together:
    Going mini-golfing.
    Going to the movies.
    Go out to a resturaunt.
    He surprises her by letting her play video games with him.
    She surprises him by kicking his butt.
    They respect each other by never cheating.
    They never judge each other, or get jealous.
    They trust each other uncontrolably.
    Have cute little arguments over who's turn it is to do the dishes.
    They're a team. A club.
    A 2 person gang, that no one else is allowed in.

  7. msniallhoran13 msniallhoran13
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    i wish i was the kind of girl who could get hundred of likes on her Facebook photos.
    i wish i was the kind of girl who got comments like 'Stunning!' 'Beautiful' or 'Gorgeous' on her photos.
    I wish i was the kind of girl who can wear a bikini and be proud of my body
    I wish i was the kind of girl that guys stare at, the people look at and say 'Damn, she's Beautiful!'
    I wish i was the kind of girl other girls want to be.
    I wish i was the kind of girl who doesn't need any make-up to feel beautiful.
    I wish i was the kind of girl who can wake up in the morning, take a photo, and still look gorgeous.
    I wish i was the kind of girl that could look good in anything, And know it.
    I wish i was the kind of girl that people could call beautiful.
    They will tell you to be yourself, But its to hard when you don't even love yourself.
    They will tell you to be happy with yourself, But how can you, When everyone else around you is SO much better?

  8. peachyrays peachyrays
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    10 REASONS TO OPPOSE GAY MARRIAGE.
    1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
    2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. Just like how hanging around tall people will make you tall.
    3. Legalizing gay marriage will encourage all kinds of crazy behavior. People may want to marry their pets because animals hold a legal standing and can sign a marriage document.
    4. Straight marriage has been around for hundreds of years and hasn't changed like many of the principles our country was founded on; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
    5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed. The sanctity of marriages like Kim Kardashians will be destroyed.
    6. The only valid couples are ones that produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people should not allowed to be married because our orphanages and adoption centers aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
    7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, because straight parents only raise straight children.
    8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon the whole country. That's why there's only one religion in America.
    9. Children cannot succeed without both a male and female role model. That's why our society does not allow single parents to raise children.
    10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of our society. We could never adapt to the new social norms. Just like how we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
    ~Thanks to everyone who actually reads it all the way through.~
    nmq

  9. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    my boyfriend told me i'm starting to annoy him because i relate everything to Batman...
    what a Joker.

  10. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    That girl you just called a mudblood?
    She spends hours every day practicing spells hoping people will like her.
    That boy you just stupified?
    His parents use the cruciatus curse on him regularly.
    The guy you just made fun of for crying?
    His mother was killed by a death eater.
    That kid you just pushed?
    Hes trying to use the killing curse on himself.
    Words hurt. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

  11. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC
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  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:46am UTC
    "If i was a boy the first thing
    i'd do is kick myself in the balls
    to see what it feels like."
    - Eleanor Calder ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  13. igorxx igorxx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Girlfriend: What would you do if i broke up w. you right now?
    Boyfriend: i'd go back to my ex.
    Girlfriend: WOW; thats it, were done, shows how you care about her more than me...
    Boyfriend: Wanna go back out?
    Girlfriend: i thought you'd go back to you're ex?
    Boyfriend: you are my ex♥

  14. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    So, you're not pretty.
    Why? Because the models are so much more attractive than you?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbb8D-u8ues
    Think again.
    *please fave so other girls will see. I swear I don't ever say that , but this made me feel soo much better about myself & i want other girls to have that.

  15. xo_laynieebaby_xo xo_laynieebaby_xo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:26am UTC
    girls are like crayons.,
    the prostitutes are the red and blue crayons.
    they get passed around and used the most.
    & The truly beautiful girls are the white crayons,
    >>>> which contain every color
    BUT THEY DON'T SEE THEMSELVES AS BEAUTFUL.
    because no one ever wants them.
    they just have to wait untill
    someone comes along who's smart enough,
    to use a black piece of paper.
    nmq.

  16. JayceeSky JayceeSky
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Google is about to be in a relationship with Angry Wittians.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship >..

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds.
    Sincerely, the army

  18. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  19. lillehbbzx lillehbbzx
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Mom; All you do all day is sit on that computer!
    Lies. I sit on the chair.

  20. loves_all_you_need loves_all_you_need
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    I heard your a player,
    nice to meet you.
    I'M THE COACH. ♥
    not mine

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