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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:24am EDT
    SUMMER 2 0 1 2;«
    No school. Sleepovers. Tanning. Beaches. Water fights. Tank tops. Flip flops.
    Lemonade. Summer romances. Sunglasses. Taking Pictures. Late nights.
    Bikinis. Ice-cream. Memories. Warm air. Camps. Short shorts. Sleeping in.
    SUMMER BREEZE. TAN LINES. BELLY TOPS. SAND CASTLES. LONG HAIR.
    MUD FIGHTS. BONFIRES. SLUSHIES. POOL PARTIES. SUN KISSED HAIR.
    PALM TREES. BARBEQUES. BLUE SKIES. HOT GUYS. CONCERTS.
    MAKE IT COUNT♥

  2. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:45pm EDT
    Super White Girl Problems #700
    Constantly fighting
    for your boyfriend's
    attention.
    tumblr

  3. mynameissimran mynameissimran
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:54pm EDT
    Some call it
    B I T C H I N G;
    I call it Verbal Release Therapy.
    It's all about perspective.

    nmq

  4. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:47pm EDT
    Teacher: Ok class, please copy what I have written on the board. Student:Then move out of the way, idiot. nmf

  5. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:17pm EDT
    I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to say bubbles in an angry voice.Now fave this if you just tried to say bubbles with your angry voice.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:34pm EDT
    CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air:
    Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:34pm EDT
    Did anybody else
    know that the voice of Plankton is
    also Mr.Sikowitz from Victorious?


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  10. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:22pm EDT
    Who else remembers whenSitting in the back of the bus was the coolest thing ever.

  11. GoldenDarkness GoldenDarkness
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:02pm EDT
    I live
    at district 9 3/4 on P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, Narnia.
    In case you were wondering

    nmf

  12. Marshearts Marshearts
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:51pm EDT
    Hey! My crush asked me out!
    Cool! Whens your date?
    nmf, followme(:
    February 30th! Isn't it great?!?
    nmf, followme(:
    - You poor dear...
    nmf, followme(:

  13. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm EDT
    9966699999966699999966699966669996699999996699666996699 9966999999996999999996666996699666699666996699666996699 9966699999999999999966666699996666699666996699666996699 9966666999999999999666666669966666699666996699666996699 9966666669999999966666666669966666699666996699666996699 9966666666699996666666666669966666699666996699666996666­ 9966666666669966666666666669966666699999996699999996699
    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 2:34pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  15. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:50pm EDT
    saying youre fine when youre not is like putting a band-aid on a bullet hole.

  16. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:08pm EDT
    Fell Off The Bed.
    Face First.
    10 S t i t c h e s .
    Huge Scar On Forehead.
    T o t a l l y G o i n g T o S t a r t T e l l i n g P e o p l e
    M y P a r e n t s D i e d F i g h t i n g V o l d e m o r t .
    nmf

  17. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:41pm EDT
    Today
    it was really quite in class..(i hate quiteness) And i was like wow its so quite. SO my teacher goes "why dont you like quite? its nice and peaceful" And i said " i dont know i just dont like it" She goes "Are you afraid that thoughts you dont like will get in there?"
    She read me like a book.
    nmf

  18. StayBeautiful4WhoUR StayBeautiful4WhoUR
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:08pm EDT
    Last night,
    I was coming home on the late bus,
    There was a mentally disabled man sat at the back talking to himself,
    A few teenage boys thought it was funny and started video recording him.
    I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
    So I went to go and talk to him.
    Turns out he was gonna commit suicide.
    I saved his life.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  20. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:02pm EDT
    *Me Home Alone* 
    Me: Man, I'm hungrey
    Me: OM NOM NOM FOOD!
    Me: Now I'm going to get fat.
    Me: Lol I don't even care. 
    Me: *Sings current favorite song obnoxiously loud* 
    Me: Man I hope the neighbor's can't hear me...
    Me: Well if they can, they must be pretty entertained.
    Me: I'm hungry!
    Me: Why is there no good food?!
    Me: *Sings some more*
    Me: Geez this song is really depressing.
    Me: Wow, I haven't watched this show in a while!
    Me: Oh.. That's why.. This is really wierd.
    Me: I could go for some more food.
    Me: Why does my house have no food?!
    Me: Ooh, let's check Witty Profiles
    Me: And no one can spy on me.. Hehe..
    Me: I'm so stealthy. I could be a ninja.
    Me: I'm hungry.
    nmq/f

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