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sing4themoment
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June 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC

When you hear your fave song on the radio you get more excited
than when you hear it on your iPod

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DarkCatzy101
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June 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC

One day a little girl
went up to her teacher.
Girl: I have a question...
Teacher: yes?
Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she?
Girl: 39
Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is you sister?
Girl: 19
Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
Girl: Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you?
Girl: 7
Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
**Little boy walks up behind the girl**
Boy: See i told you we had
nothing to worry about.
nmq

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beelynng
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June 12, 2012 3:28pm UTC

3 am?
Perfect time to have a barking contest with the dog next door.
-Dog Logic

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xCuppiieCakeLove
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June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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hermione23katniss
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June 12, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Me: Santa isn't real.
Little sister: Well neither is your relationship with One Direction.
Guess who cried more?

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RachelNorton
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June 12, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Hush little Prim don't cry away
Mama's gonna catch you a mockingjay
And if that mockingjay's a sin
Mama's gonna buy you a rebel pin
And if the pin looks like a sparrow
Mama's gonna buy you a bow and arrow
And if that bow and arrow fail
Mama's gonna bring you a friend named Gale
And if that friend Gale's a crime
Mama's gonna think that's just fine
And if you still pride that rebel pin
Well little Primrose let the Hunger Games begin

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shebelieved316
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June 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC

My friend: Okay, we are going to find a HOT guy for you!
Me: Okay *looks around* HIM! OH MY JESUS! HE IS SO HOT. Please have my babies!!!
My friend: *Stares at me* That's my brother...
Nmf

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yourcool
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June 11, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Remember, it's mandatory to grow old, but optional to grow up.

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iloveeyouu89
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June 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Meanwhile on the Tour Bus...
Me: Hey boys.
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D: How did you get on our tour bus?
Me: ...I have Nandos.
Niall: SHE STAYS.

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Seaglass
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June 11, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Saturday I kissed my crush of two years
nothing ever felt so right.

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xochaarlotteexoo
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June 10, 2012 6:36pm UTC

I don't believe in hitting my kids, so I send them to school in crocs and a Justin Bieber shirt and the kids there do it for me.
~Adam Sandler

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ImJustMeh
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June 9, 2012 11:05am UTC

me: *wakes up*
2 hours later
me: *gets out of bed*

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yourcool
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June 5, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Sometimes I want to go to another country
just to be the new kid with the awesome accent.

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yourcool
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June 5, 2012 6:49pm UTC

When I was younger, whenever I saw a limo,
I thought someone famous was in it.

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Jade672
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June 2, 2012 10:24am UTC

SUMMER 2 0 1 2;«
No school. Sleepovers. Tanning. Beaches. Water fights. Tank tops. Flip flops.
Lemonade. Summer romances. Sunglasses. Taking Pictures. Late nights.
Bikinis. Ice-cream. Memories. Warm air. Camps. Short shorts. Sleeping in.
SUMMER BREEZE. TAN LINES. BELLY TOPS. SAND CASTLES. LONG HAIR.
MUD FIGHTS. BONFIRES. SLUSHIES. POOL PARTIES. SUN KISSED HAIR.
PALM TREES. BARBEQUES. BLUE SKIES. HOT GUYS. CONCERTS.
MAKE IT COUNT♥

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