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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  3. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:30pm EDT
    When you hear your fave song on the radio you get more excited
    than when you hear it on your iPod

  4. DarkCatzy101 DarkCatzy101
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:09pm EDT
    One day a little girl
    went up to her teacher.
    Girl: I have a question...
    Teacher: yes?
    Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old is she?
    Girl: 39
    Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
    Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old is you sister?
    Girl: 19
    Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
    Girl: Can I get pregnant?
    Teacher: How old are you?
    Girl: 7
    Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
    **Little boy walks up behind the girl**
    Boy: See i told you we had
    nothing to worry about.
    nmq

  5. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:28pm EDT
    3 am?
    Perfect time to have a barking contest with the dog next door.
    -Dog Logic

  6. xCuppiieCakeLove xCuppiieCakeLove
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:08pm EDT
    I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:00pm EDT
    Me: Santa isn't real.
    Little sister: Well neither is your relationship with One Direction.
    Guess who cried more?

  8. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:08pm EDT
    Hush little Prim don't cry away
    Mama's gonna catch you a mockingjay
    And if that mockingjay's a sin
    Mama's gonna buy you a rebel pin
    And if the pin looks like a sparrow
    Mama's gonna buy you a bow and arrow
    And if that bow and arrow fail
    Mama's gonna bring you a friend named Gale
    And if that friend Gale's a crime
    Mama's gonna think that's just fine
    And if you still pride that rebel pin
    Well little Primrose let the Hunger Games begin

  9. shebelieved316 shebelieved316
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:19pm EDT
    My friend: Okay, we are going to find a HOT guy for you!
    Me: Okay *looks around* HIM! OH MY JESUS! HE IS SO HOT. Please have my babies!!!
    My friend: *Stares at me* That's my brother...
    Nmf

  10. JoanneMenik JoanneMenik
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:28pm EDT
    does anybody remember Coconut Head from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? :$

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:39pm EDT
    Remember, it's mandatory to grow old, but optional to grow up.

  12. iloveeyouu89 iloveeyouu89
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:08pm EDT
    Meanwhile on the Tour Bus...
    Me: Hey boys.
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    1D: How did you get on our tour bus?
    Me: ...I have Nandos.
    Niall: SHE STAYS.

  13. Seaglass Seaglass
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:45pm EDT
    Saturday I kissed my crush of two years
    nothing ever felt so right.

  14. xochaarlotteexoo xochaarlotteexoo
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 6:36pm EDT
    I don't believe in hitting my kids, so I send them to school in crocs and a Justin Bieber shirt and the kids there do it for me.
    ~Adam Sandler


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  16. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:05am EDT
    me: *wakes up*
    2 hours later
    me: *gets out of bed*


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:39pm EDT
    Sometimes I want to go to another country
    just to be the new kid with the awesome accent.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:49pm EDT
    When I was younger, whenever I saw a limo,
    I thought someone famous was in it.

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