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koreanteddybearrr
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 1:06pm UTC

okay, story time.
So i was sitting in class when this guy comes up to me and hes like wheres your homework i need to copy! And this homework was due like 3 weeks ago. So i thought he was gonna take it and go to his seat to copy it, when he takes my paper, folds it up and stuffs it down his pants. With his paper. So then he askes the teacher for a bathroom pass and goes to the bathroom and copies it down. But the funniest part? I got a D on it. i guess you could say that he had three d's down his pants. (;

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$*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:55pm UTC

When my friends are sad:
Me:*gives there a whole speech of how perfect they are*
when i'm sad friends: Oh, I'm sorry.
nmf, twitter

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Story time, ok.
My little cousin is addicted to Club Penguin,
So today I made an account and I've been following her around
in the penguin world all day.
As well as beating her in every game she tries to play.
Now she's standing in her igloo looking at the wall, she doesn't
know it's me.
She just let out a defeated scream from the other room.
I love the Internet.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC

what if we really don't like relatable posts
and we're actually just happy that other people have f/cked up lives, too?

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 4:43pm UTC

LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BROKEN SMILE,
ASK HER IF SHE WANTS THE NUMBER TO MY ORTHODONTIST.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:50pm UTC

*Me as a little kid*
Me: I promise I'll never become like every other teenager!
*Me as a teenager*
Me: *Swears profusely*
Me: *Always thinks I'm right even though I'm not*
Me: *Can't live without music*
Me: *Locks myself in my room as soon as I get home*
Me: *Gets emotional over nothing*
Me: *Stuffs my face with junk food*
Me: *Gets embarrassed by my parents*
Me: *Always has my phone with me*
Me: *Has the urge to do rebellious things*
Me: *Obsesses over celebrities*
Me: *Feels like no one understands me*
Me: *Is extremely withdrawn and awkward*
Me:
Me as a kid:
Me: Oops.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 1:03pm UTC

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To the women i saw in supermarket with 7 screaming kids,
If you're wondering how that box of condoms got into your shopping cart..
Your welcome.
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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:45pm UTC

i hope we're friends until we die.
and then i hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh/t out of people.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 7:26pm UTC

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Bec*
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Fave if you think no one has a crush on you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 8:36pm UTC

i may be shy at first but...
i do the stupidest random sh/t when i get comfortable with someone.

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Katherinee
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 5:51am UTC

Me: I'm feeling sick, I should look up my symptoms online.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I have brain cancer.

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Katherinee
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Ꮺ♥Ꮺ
In primary school, when you were the line leader and everyone else were your b*tches.
Ꮺ♥Ꮺ
-neversaynever16

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Katherinee
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 7:54am UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
If you were my boyfriend,
I'd never let you go.
I'd hide you in my basement,
Nobody has to know.

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selena8887777
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 2:30pm UTC

Conversation with my 8 year old cousin:
Him: Who sings this song?
Me: Chris Brown.
Him:That`s weird.
Me: What`s weird?
Him: There is a kid in my school named Chris White.
Him: They must be cousins.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 4:25pm UTC

On new years eve
I want you to kiss me.
Kiss me at 11:59 & don't finish that kiss until 12:01
Therefore, It'll be a happy ending & a perfect beginning.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 9:31pm UTC

the amount of people that confuse
"to" and "too" is two damn high.

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