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  1. 7year-hole* 7year-hole*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    It's not the happy people who are thankful,
    it's the thankful people who are happy.
    Format by Breeze

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 12:11am UTC
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  3. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Why is "All together" written seperately ;
    But "seperately" is written
    all together?

  4. release release
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Stop trying so hard for people who don't care.

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    I'll pretend to be JulietIf you pretend to be Romeo

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    My mom was telling me about embarrassing things that happened to her when she first started dating my dad.
    And one time he came over to her house for dinner, and he asked for dressing for his salad. So my grandma gave him some dressing from the back of her fridge. It tasted sour so my dad checked the expiration date, and it expired 3 years before he used it. My grandma gave him 3 year old dressing for his salad. I guess my mom just wants to prove that she isn't nearly as bad as my grandma.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    If someone ever tells you a certain song
    is important to them you should turn it up
    and lay on your bed and close your eyes
    and really listen to it even if it's 10 minutes
    long because at the end you will know
    that person much better than you think.

  8. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:27am UTC
    don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones
    only work if you hold them in a certain position

  9. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Me: For christmas i want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic

  10. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

  11. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    So this weekend, my school's Model UN team was at a conference.
    Saturday night, the (very cute) president of our team and I left dinner early cause I was upset over something. Instead of going back to the hotel with everyone else, we walked around downtown for like 2 hours, and I spilled out everything to him. As we were walking, some lady stopped us to ask me, "Has he told you you look beautiful yet? Because you do" And he was like, "Yeah, she does look great." It was just so sweet but like omg she thought we were on a date...
    (LOLOL I wish)

  12. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Some days you're the titanic, some days you're the
    iceberg and some days you're the guy
    who jumped off and hit
    the propeller on the way down.

  13. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    " Think of your shivers as excitement rather than fear. Cover the anxiety on your face with a smile. Doesn’t matter if you’re weak. If you struggle hard enough, you can make a miracle happen. "

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    I put the 'hate' in 'whatever'

  15. αγάπη* αγάπη*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    As you go through life you'll
    see there is so much that we
    don't understand, and the only
    thing we know is things don't
    always go the way we planned
    -The Lion King

  16. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out
    You: *enter the house*
    Parent: Where did you go?
    You: Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
    You: *continue to dance around your parent until you reach your bedroom*

  17. Emily Moro* Emily Moro*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    "I'd rather be a boy and play with paper airplanes,
    than be a man and play with girl's hearts."
    -Niall Horan

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    You haven't replied in 3 minutes
    what did I do why do you hate me

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    In short, screw everyone's attitudes about how "Grades don't matter," and
    "I'm offended because someone is breathing," and "It's cool to be apathetic and hate everything," because the world doesn't fúcking cater to you guys, you pretentious ássholes who expect everything in life to be sugar coated for you. You're going to have to grow up sometime.

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    OOOOOOOOOO
    maybe ONE DAY we'll
    meet again when we're different people.
    MAYBE THEN we'll be.
    better for each other

:)

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