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imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter

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Member Since: 17 Feb 2012 03:28pm

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Hi, im the best, baby you can't do better who are you kidding?  i love laughing, dancing, eating, swimming, and just having fun.  i love the color pink.  and i will fav anything thats funny.  i always follow back gurlies and boiis<3
  1. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    Awkward moment when you and Niall Horan are perfect for each other but there's apparently a law against marriage to 18+ when you are 17 and under D:

  2. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    You just elbowed my boob.
    You just boobed my elbow.

  3. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    And he has a girlfriend.

  4. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Landshark+Landshark=JESUS
    Jenna Marbles;D

  5. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Admit it, you had that embarrassing e-mail address when you were seven.

  6. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Me: I hate the expression YOLO. It doesn't make any sense. People just use it as a lame excuse to go and f*** up their lives. No, YOLO does not mean you should go get high and make little babies. It means to go do something important with your life. It just doesn't make any sense.
    Friend: Well...uh....YOLO
    Me: And may the odds be ever in your favor.

  7. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:35am UTC
    What's the way the world moves?
    In One Direction.

  8. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Him: Can I borrow a pencil?
    Me: *laughing like a diseased giraffe on crack after sucking in helium from a balloon* S..su...sure!!!!
    Him: Nevermind.
    Me: *face palm*

  9. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    I don't understand why everybody hates Niall. I understand it is completely your opinion if you don't and nobody can take that away from you, but don't you realize you're bullying? You're breaking a law people. Stop bullying. Everybody gets bullied, even celebrities. But without Niall it wouldn't be One Direction. So grow up, and stop bullying. Kthanks.

  10. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Guys, we made eye contact for .2 seconds.
    It's getting serious.

  11. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Me: *laughing hysterically, rolling on the floor sobbing, sounding like a diseased giraffe on crack*
    Mom: What the hell is wrong with you? You're being so obnoxious and loud!
    Me: *shows her a top quote on witty*
    -5 minutes later-
    Dad- Why are my two favorite girls rolling on the floor laughing and crying????

  12. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Guys, he walked by my locker today.
    It's getting serious.

  13. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    S[HE] BE[LIE]VE[D]

  14. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Crying your eyes out is the only way to express how you feel when the words won't come out of your mouth.

  15. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    her: will you ever love another girl?
    him: yes.
    her: ;(
    him: And she will call you Mom.
    I died inside when he said this to me<3

  16. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    pretty girl: I want to lose some weight.
    me: *thinking* take off you're makeup and you've lost 20 pounds right there!

  17. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    What's your favorite position? ;)
    When I get down on one knee and open a small box holding the second prettiest thing in the world for you.
    <3

  18. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Niall.

  19. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    If I had a penny for every day I waited for you, I would be the richest person alive. And being the richest person alive is something that doesn't even come close to being yours.

  20. imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter imthebestbabyyoucantdobetter
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Treat her like every day is Valentine's Day

:)

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