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  1. candygirl123 candygirl123
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Relatable #3
    That little dance your thumbs do
    when you aren't sure how to reply to a text

  2. Shuddupwhore Shuddupwhore
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Call it old fashioned but;
    I still think it's cute when someone writes you a love letter.

  3. ml_ily24 ml_ily24
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    O - M- G
    I love how you did
    your makeup! So
    teach me, do you use
    a brush? or do you
    just dip your whole
    face in?


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  5. Because_I_Said_So Because_I_Said_So
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 11:27pm UTC
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  6. WaitingOnAWish WaitingOnAWish
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    I'm not perfect.
    I wish I was.
    In fact, I wish everyone could be perfect.
    I wish the entire world could be perfect.
    I wish it were impossible for anyone to make mistakes.
    I wish it were impossible for people to go through hard times, pain and sadness.
    I wish i could be perfect.
    All I can say is ...
    I'm truly, truly sorry that I'm not


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. minabearrr minabearrr
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Perfect guys don't exist, but there's always that one guy who's perfect for you.


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  10. tibbsxoxo tibbsxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    If you need pity
    then it wasn't a problem
    quote by my best friend.

  11. RiverSong98 RiverSong98
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    I want you to be my last first kiss.

  12. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    If someday we all go to prison for
    dowloading music, I just hope they split us by the music genre.

  13. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    If you aren't happy single,
    you won't be happy taken
    Happiness comes within
    Not from men.

  14. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
    face: here's some acne
    period: here's some cramps and lol now you're bloated too
    school: he's some work
    friends: here's a knife for your back
    parents: here's some added pressure
    me: ok

  15. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Summer. When there's...
    Shorts. Tan. Beach. Friends. No school. Warmth. Sandals. Tee-shirts. Swimming. Bikinis. Blue skies. Holidays. Sun bathing. Bike riding. Going out. No pressure. Sunshine. Chilling out. Parties. Summer Romance. And Happiness...<3
    Cant wait...

  16. AmandasBarbie AmandasBarbie
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    By the time you read this,
    It will be too late.
    There is nothing left for you to do,
    I have decided my own fate.
    I've done all that I can
    And I'm done trying to deal with the pain.
    They have all pushed me to the edge so please,
    Let them know that they have won their game.
    There is nothing that anyone can do to change the past,
    This is what is meant to be.
    I'm not the first to take my life and I won be the last,
    Wouldn't you agree?
    Something has to change,
    Something should be done.
    All before it's too late,
    Before the world loses their precious moon and sun.
    ©kaykayy04

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Chocolate is the answer,
    who cares what the question is.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    We had gay burglars the other night.
    They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

  19. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
    1.) It's in the shape of a circle not a square.
    2.) It's not a garden
    3.) Who's Madison?

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    no word in the English language rhymes with the word 'month'? Orange is less of a priority now, isn't it?
    nmf/mq

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