Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
January 7, 2014 3:58pm UTC
Last night I had a dream where I was on trial for Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination and my whole defense was "I wasn't even born yet!" but I was told that that wasn't a legitimate alibi and I was found guilty.
dreamer* posted a quote
January 7, 2014 9:22am UTC
What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away.Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?
“Well our hair is great," "Our hair is better than most people’s hair. My hair is better than anyone’s. That’s the only reason we started the band. ‘Cuz like I can’t sing at all but their all like, "Look at his hair look at his hair!". "Look but don’t touch." I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but don’t touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.“ –Oliver Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon
Me: *Sees new witty banner* Me: OMG ITS RAINING FOOD OMG OMG AND ITS A RAINBOW OMG WAIT IS THAT PIZZA AND A SLUSHY I WANT My Friend: Should I be concerned... or....? Me: Yeah, probably... BUT ITS FOOOODDD
English class today Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson. Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ? Teacher: Anybody? Fine. Teacher: Charlie. Me: Me: Me: I don't run at all. Teacher: Go sit in the corner.
* Sabaism * posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:08pm UTC
I'm not a Hipster Now leave me to admire tirangles, listen to Childish Gambino, check my Tumblr, and drink my organic coffee while wearing Toms, big rimmed glasses I don't need, skinny jeans and this cool Galaxy shirt with a cross in the middle in peace.