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January 7, 2014 2:43pm UTC

I restart the whole song when I miss my favourite part.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC

Loving you is
the sweetest
form of
suicide.
(DS)

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 3:58pm UTC

Last night I had a dream where I was on trial for Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination and my whole defense was "I wasn't even born yet!" but I was told that that wasn't a legitimate alibi and I was found guilty.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 9:32pm UTC

These scars on my wrists
tell you stories my lips
never will.
(DS)

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 10:08am UTC

Most teenage girls have their desktop picture
As a hot celebrity
But
Mine is a picture of noodles
Show's what type of girl I am

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 10:02pm UTC

You said you love me
to the moon,
and back;
but along the way,
you got distracted
by a prettier star.
(DS)

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC

Sleeping is the only time
to feel real freedom..
There's no rules
in dreaming.

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dreamer*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 9:22am UTC

What if we all looked the way we wanted?
Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about
money washed away.Your love life is exactly the
way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier?
Or would we just find new things to hate?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 7:58pm UTC

Why I want to lose weight
• to look sexy
• to fit more band bracelets on my arm

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:44pm UTC

Dad: Hey whatcha up to?
Me: UGGGH what is it?
Dad: What's wrong honey?
Me: You breathed in my direction.
Dad: ... Fair enough *goes away*

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nothing Important*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:41pm UTC

I'm not sad I'm not mad I'm not hurt or happy I'm just empty

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uthinkuruntouchable
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:19pm UTC

“Well our hair is great,"
"Our hair is better than most people’s hair. My hair is better than anyone’s. That’s the only reason we started the band. ‘Cuz like I can’t sing at all but their all like, "Look at his hair look at his hair!". "Look but don’t touch." I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but don’t touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.“ –Oliver Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:06pm UTC

I really hate
when you are
innocently trying to
wash off a spoon
so you turn
on the sink
and so much water
flings off that you
drown all of Canada

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dave franco*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:46pm UTC

she expected the world
BUT IT FLEW AWAY FROM HER REACH SO SHE RAN AWAY IN HER SLEEP

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:58pm UTC

Me: *Sees new witty banner*
Me: OMG
ITS RAINING FOOD OMG OMG AND ITS A RAINBOW OMG WAIT IS THAT PIZZA AND A SLUSHY I WANT
My Friend: Should I be concerned... or....?
Me: Yeah, probably... BUT ITS FOOOODDD

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC

English class today
Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
Teacher: Charlie.
Me:
Me:
Me: I don't run at all.
Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 7, 2014 4:04pm UTC

me: *gets over 50 likes on a selfie*
me: they like me! they really like me!

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 5:10pm UTC

*Conversation between my future child and I*
Child: "Mom, how did you and daddy meet?
Me: "Well, it all started when he liked my embarassing selfie"

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:08pm UTC

I'm not a Hipster
Now leave me to admire tirangles, listen to Childish Gambino, check my Tumblr, and drink my organic coffee while wearing Toms, big rimmed glasses I don't need, skinny jeans and this cool Galaxy shirt with a cross in the middle in peace.

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