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ThatsSoMeee
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November 11, 2011 4:04pm UTC

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xoalicecullenxo
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August 23, 2011 3:31pm UTC

Did Anyone Else
g e t h i t b y t h e e a r t h q u a k e ?
East Coast Represent

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love_begins
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August 22, 2011 12:12am UTC

Grandpa: Why are there no phone operators in china?
Me: I don't know? why?
Grandpa: Because theres to many "Wings, and Wongs" they might Wing the Wong number.
Me: Grandpa your terrible !

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emilxo
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August 14, 2011 10:05pm UTC

I don't care what people say
smoking is my biggest
T U R N O F F .

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Hey, do you want to go bungee jumping with me?
No
Why?!
I came into this world because of a broken rubber, and I'm not leaving because of one...
nmf

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xoxpaigexox3
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 6:12pm UTC

heeeey,♥
so i know this is really annoying, i hate asking for faves but, this is legit.
so i'm talking to my boyfriend and i told him to make me a sandwich next time i come over & i'll play cod, he said no. he knows about witty, so i told him to pick a number 1-599, he picked 499.
so if this gets 499 faves or more he'll make me a sandwich while i play cod & kill him,♥
help me out?(:

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softballxchickx1
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August 3, 2011 11:58pm UTC

His dad abandoned him and his mother when he was 18 months old.
He changed schools 3 times a year so his mom could find a job. He had no friends.
He was beat up in hallways, bathrooms, and put in lockers.
His mom was a drug addict and it was said she abused him.
He failed the 9th grade 3 times before dropping out.
He was told he wouldn't make it as a rapper because he's white.
His closest friend Ronnie committed suicide.
He and his wife divorced twice and he was left to raise his daughter alone.
& where is he now?
no hes not poor or homeless. Hes out there , inspiring millions of people with his raps, setting records, winning awards and changing music.
It just goes to show that you can overcome anything.
Fave if Eminem's music has helped you through a tough time
♥
we love you slim shady

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iluvsummer
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July 25, 2011 2:52pm UTC

SWAG
Something . We . Americans . Got

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sluutquotesx
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July 17, 2011 3:24pm UTC

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11spritzerz11
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July 17, 2011 3:34pm UTC

MindBlowing
1. Grab a calculator.
2. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone number (not your area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last four digits of your phone number
7. Repeat number 6
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Mind Blown Huh?
nmq

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glitterintheairxoxo
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 12:31pm UTC

You: how do you spell H.I.V.?
Friend: H.I.V...?
You: are you positive?
Friend: yes...wait no, damn.

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cocobananasxx
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July 17, 2011 12:33pm UTC

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cheerfreakk
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 12:16am UTC

& how do we not have
♥ lightsabers yet?
it's like the scientists aren't even trying.

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 11:07pm UTC

MOM + DAD - CONDOM =
Greatest person ever

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cheerfreak653
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 10:09pm UTC

See her? She's my best friend
She deserves the best, you hurt her, you won't be able to have kids in the future ..
Not Mine(:

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sistahdear
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 2:07pm UTC

Everybody says,
That if Taylor Swift had a witty her quotes would be amazing,
I agree. But imagine if Eminem had a witty. <3

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idance
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 3:43pm UTC

you can.
change the letters in 'prealgebra'
to spell 'bagel raper.'
my teacher did not find this as
amusing as i did. <---
-idance.

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xxbabexx
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 2:07am UTC

this is what i do when i can't sleep...
hang upside down on my bed and sing.
try and make my puppy bark.
laugh randomly.
peel off my nail polish.
do cart wheels.
jump on my bed.
pretend my room is a swimming pool.
& make farm animal sounds.
i'm a strange child.

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ZachCarter
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 10:30am UTC

»Eminem«
I told my best friend that I believed Eminem was my idol. She gave me the most horrible look and threw her head back and laughed. I couldn't believe it; until she explained. She said that Eminem had got into drugs. He's done bad things, the fact that he's a rapper in general, isn't a reason to idolize him. He's been divorced. She told me how he had a rough family life. This time, I laughed. She didn't see what I saw in him. His determination, his passion. Eminem had a high school sweetheart. Whom he did marry, even though they went through 2 divorces. After getting into numerous drugs, and having relationship issues. Eminem pulls himself back together and realizes what he did wrong. He tells the world he is going to change, and no one can stop him. People who think less of him, don't even give Eminem second thoughts. He's full force until he gets what he wants. He's goals become achievements. Nothing can stand in his way. Eminem can express himself, even if it's in songs. Maybe he swears and isn't pleasant some times. But he knows. He knows what he did wrong and he knows he's going to change. No matter who's with him, no matter who's against him. My friend didn't question me again.//♥
not mine... I just loved it cause it's so true.

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