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  1. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I want a son first, then a daughter;
    So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

  2. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry

  3. rach* rach*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2014 2:29am UTC
    "I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close…not even a little bit…not even at all."

  4. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    Fear.
    Body..on the bed,
    Shirt drenched in sweat.
    Hair tousled from sleep.
    The nightmare, scares me.
    Lost in the nightmare,
    fingers clenched into the sheets.
    Teeth gritting, tears showing.
    Chest heaving for oxygen.
    Eyes filled with tears and fears,
    Nails all chipped and bitten.
    Quivering lips, choked sobs.
    Lost smile, fear all over.
    Curled up, hugging the pillow.
    Like a thing, that'll save everyone.
    Stuck into a world, paralyzed.
    Fear, was all I can feel.

  5. rach* rach*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2014 2:27am UTC
    fake smiles, sad eyes
    scratched wrists, scratched thighs.

  6. FaithRaven FaithRaven
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2014 3:05pm UTC
    Me: Sir my pen has ran out!
    Teacher: Did anyone else see it run out, becuase i didn't.
    Me: Wha...Oh ¬.¬

  7. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 4:18pm UTC
    Fri(end)
    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Pi(forever)zza

  8. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 2:00pm UTC
    Losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupιd to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe.

  9. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 7:42am UTC
    my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles
    and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

  10. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 7:29am UTC
    Its weird how you can have friends,
    but also have no friends
    at the same time

  11. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 10:22am UTC
    i believe in hate at first sight

  12. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    Ihave childhood
    memories that I am
    not 100% sure if they
    actually happened or if
    I dreamed about them
    i really don't know

  13. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 10:11am UTC
    valentines day
    alentines day
    lentines day
    entines day
    ntines day
    tines day
    ines day
    nes day
    es day
    s day
    day
    ay
    ayyyy ayyyyyyyy pizza rolls

  14. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    But mom
    Beyoncé doesn't clean her room

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    Mom: "Clean your room, family is coming over..." "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom..."

  16. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    me: *puts earphones in*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: oh right
    me: *plays music*

  17. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:27pm UTC
    Stupid Girls: *screaming* OMG I totally missed you! I haven't seen you in like forever!
    Me: Shut the f*ck up, you saw each other yesterday b*tches!

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    Being the 1% of the population that doesn't recieve a cute morning text.

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    Being “tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore, it’s more like a part of my personality at this point

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:40pm UTC
    Things I haven't learned in high school:
    how to:
    pay bills
    buy a house
    How to be independent
    but thank god I can graph a polynomial function

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