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  1. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    "If I always told you the truth, I wouldn't need you to trust me."

  2. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    I should be outside tanning,
    but there's people outside.

  3. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Does anyone ever read the tags?

  4. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Oh my god. So I was in someone's profile, but I thought I was on the newest quotes page. So I was like "dayum, this girl adds a lot of quotes!" and every time I clicked the next button, I would go to the top of her profile, and I thought my computer was being a jerk to me so I started screaming and throwing a fit. Then I realized I was still in her profile...
    Never in my life have I felt more stupid than I do right now

  5. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Friend: I wonder who I'm gonna marry....
    me: obviously me.
    friend: lets run away together
    me: I'll meet you at our bridge at midnight tonight.
    friend: its a deal.

  6. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Me: hey mom look I did all the dishes
    Me: hey mom look I got on a honor roll
    Me: hey mom look I got another award today
    Me: hey mom look I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, and s.ex
    Me: hey mom look I won the Nobel peace prize
    Me: hey mom look I broke a world record
    Me: *forgot to wipe off counters*
    My mom: GOD NO ONE EVER DOES ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE. THIS FAMILY IS SO DISRESPECTFUL. I WORK MY BUTT OFF ALL DAY JUST TO COME HOME TO THIS MESS. YOU ARE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU'RE 69283829392.

  7. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    If you're going to continue to be an ignorant person who pushes me away and plays with my emotions like they're some kind of game, I'll just get out of your life.

  8. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I give up on this.

  9. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Dear Boston,
    You're in my prayers. God, please let everyone be okay. For those who have died, please help their families. Please.

  10. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    I want one of those live audiences to follow me around.
    that way when something bad happens, they can go "awwww" or if something good happens they go "YEAHHHH!!!" or if someone they don't like walks into a room and they all go "BOOOOOOOO."
    Life would be so much better of I had a live audience follow me around.

  11. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    HIPSTAH
    PLEASE

  12. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    When you wake up in the morning, tell yourself you're a bada.ss b.itch from h.ell and you're not letting anyone f.uck with you today. (:

  13. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    I'm actually happy. (:

  14. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    I've always wanted to be that one person everyone could get along with; the person that just doesn't get hurt. But I just don't think I am.

  15. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Brown eyes,
    What happened between us?
    There's an empty space that has replaced what was once here.
    We talk once a day.,
    we share no more jokes.
    We finally moved on, but I'm still broken.
    Lost in the memories we created and shared together.
    What happened?
    Maybe you got tired of me starting fights,
    or of me being too clingy.
    Is it too late?
    Too late to bed for forgiveness?
    To late to try and rebuild what was once here?
    Too late for us again?
    Brown eyes, I know it's my fault,
    It usually is,
    but give me a chance.
    Come back to my green eyes,
    the ones you said you love.
    we can rebuild our world; the one safe place for us both.
    Going back to the time,
    the time we watched the stars above.
    I can't help fading back into the cruel reality that is my life.
    Hoping you'll soon see;
    I need you here with me.
    So brown eyes, if I may ask you one last question;
    Brown eyes, what happened between you and me?

  16. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:56am UTC
    I'm cancelling every f.ucking plan I had made over spring break because I'll just waste everyone's time. My friends are obviously better off if they don't see me so I'll just shut out the world.
    Best. Spring. Break. Ever.

  17. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Hot guy: hey there, you're cute(;
    Me: lol what is this some kind of joke?
    Hot guy: haha nooo....?
    Hot guy: so, um, do you wanna go out with me?
    Me:
    Hot guy:
    Potatoes:
    Niall:
    Liam:
    Harry:
    Louis:
    Zayn:
    Paul:
    The cat that lives in the dumpster:
    Katniss and Peeta:
    Gale:
    Teachers:
    My mom:
    Your mom:
    Matt Smith:
    Hot guy: lolno HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY.

  18. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    You know, I thought friends weren't supposed to lie and hide things from you.
    Especially if they called you their "best friend".

  19. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Lol wait what. So I haven't added a quote for, like, days. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOG ON AND BAM. WHY DID I GET SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS.

  20. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    I love coloring Easter eggs(:
    But then I dyed my finger tips and drew on the eggs and screamed out "I AM THE COLOR MONSTER" because I'm really mature.

:)

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