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kristabff
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September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC

People who are born in 1999
are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC

"If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 1:56pm UTC

sorry but my mom wants to talk to your mom first before i can give you a blow'job

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:36pm UTC

If you feel like a loser, just know that when I was in the Bahamas a bunch
of guys came up to me and said I was pretty and I just squeaked and ran away.

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sleepy*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 9:10am UTC

before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
after running: YEAH B/TCHES THAT WAS AMAZING

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:43pm UTC

I met Eminem once, but it was awkward.
His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:13pm UTC

diarrhoea problems tend to occur in my family
i guess you could say it runs in our jeans

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Teacher: Let's go around the room and everyone say the most memorable thing you did over the summer.
Student: I went to Florida!
Teacher: Wow! Me too, that's awesome.
Student: I hung out with my friends, and we went to the beach every day!
Teacher: Whoa, you must have great friends!
Student: I went to an amusement park and rode every ride!
Teacher: That's exciting!
Me: I cried over band members until 5 in the morning... like every night.
Teacher: Um, impressive...

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 10:28pm UTC

since most of us are in bed with
our laptops I like to think that means we're kind of in bed together.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC

"Muffins are just ugly cupcakes."
No. Cupcakes are not beautiful. They are exactly like muffins, except cupcakes feel the need to hide behind "makeup" and "accessories". Take all of that off, and muffins and cupcakes are exactly the same. So while cupcakes aren't comfortable in their skin, muffins are. Muffins let the world see who they really are rather than what they're pretending to be. Be a muffin in a world of cupcakes.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:40am UTC

fun fact of the evening:
every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death

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gab*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 6:43pm UTC

your f irst love
isn't always the first person you kiss, or the first person you date. Your first love is the person who you will always compare everyone else to. the person who you will never truly get over, even when you've convinced yourself you've already moved on.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC

If on the first day of school a kid says
"present" instead of "here"
during attendance you know they're gonna be an annoying little sh.t bag.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Most girls have their own style of clothing
Some like to dress all hipster, others prefer a country style, or a vintage look, and some dress Gothic. But personally I think rock the hobo look just fine.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Me: I need to take a shower.
Me: I will in 5 minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 mniutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
Someone else: *goes to the bathroom*
Me: WOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TAKE A SHOWER

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 10:06am UTC

Mirror is my best friend,
because
when I cry, it never laughs
-Charlie Chaplin
formatcredit- rajsonkar

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:00pm UTC

*bird chirps*
me: wtf what tab is that coming from

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