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imfromjersey987

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Member Since: 19 Aug 2011 10:10pm

Last Seen: 13 Apr 2012 09:27pm

user id: 209200

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  1. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    witty sucks

  2. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 11:21am UTC
    The Akward moment when your mom does a to be honest on facebook..

  3. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    feeling like a bamf because you snuck food in a movie theater..

  4. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    As of today, it's been ten years since the terrorist attack in NYC that completely and horridly changed our country forever; and not to mention, killed many loving, innocent human beings. Children have lost their parents, parents have lost their children, many have lost their spouses, and tons have lost their best friends. Please take some time today to honor those whose lives were taken and the people who still continue to fight and risk THEIR lives for our country each and everyday..<3

  5. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    You all rant so much about how you have a hard time making choices. Whether you should work on your assignment or go out with your friends. Whether you should date this guy or that guy. Whether you should break up with your boyfriend or not. Whether you should wear the pink blouse or the baby blue one. Imagine the choice a man had to make. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated by the smoke or get buried under the rubble. R.I.P to all the innocent people that died from 9/11 .<3

  6. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    so i was in dunkin' donuts today. the price of my food was $9.11 ....

  7. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 1:12am UTC
    is it me or is everybody's profile that you look at have the prettiest people?!

  8. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    Calling her DUMB wont make you SMART
    Calling her WEAK wont makeyou STRONG
    Calling her UGLY wont make youBEAUTIFUL
    Calling her MEAN wont make you NICE
    Calling her FAT wont make you SKINNY
    Calling her RUDE wont makeyou POLITE
    Fave this for Adele(:

  9. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    the awkward moment when somebody has there quote in the funny categories and its not even funny...

  10. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    Does anybody else ever wonder what nmf means...?

  11. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    josh hutcherson.<3

  12. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    I don't need easy,
    I just need possible.
    -Soul Surfer.

  13. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:28am UTC
    Keep your head held high , your nose in the sky, and keep your middle finger up , cause i don't give a f*ck.

  14. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:09am UTC
    Seems like you have a case of being a little bi*ch.
    I'm prescribing you a heavy does of man the f*ck up.

  15. imfromjersey987 imfromjersey987
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 1:46am UTC
    Twinkle, Twinkle
    little wh*re
    A relationship involves
    2 not 4.

:)

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