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  1. UnicornPower69 UnicornPower69
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    ‎*leasing to I can Transform Ya*
    *Me thinking*
    Chris brown: I can Transform Ya
    Me: You sure´╗┐ did transform rihanna's face...:D


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  3. turgeonite2 turgeonite2
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I love when
    I read a really long quote, and at the end it says,
    "if you read this whole thing, THANK YOU"
    And I just sit there like,
    "You're welcome.. you are welcome."

  4. katiejoo13 katiejoo13
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    lol.
    you really don't deserve me..

  5. HeGivesMeHope HeGivesMeHope
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    So what we get drunk
    So what we smoke weed!
    Were just having fun
    we don't care who sees!.....
    unless
    mom sees then were
    screwed.

  6. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I'm so romantic sometimes;
    i think i should marry myself.


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  8. TrueJacksonVP TrueJacksonVP
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    Grammar Nazis
    are annoying!
    imannoying:)

  9. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 12:32am UTC
    how do you not realize how annoying you are?

  10. annabananaaa11 annabananaaa11
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    I am a math terrorist with close ties to Al-gebra.
    I have weapons of math instruction!


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  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    I WOULD
    give you a second chance, but that's like putting raindrops, back into a cloud.♥

  13. JBiebslover JBiebslover
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:48am UTC
    So on Nickelodeon,
    I saw that they're having a marathon of some of the 90's shows.
    and so 'All that' was on with Amanda Bynes when she was like 10.
    I miss being a kid<3
    FORMAT B

  14. yo* yo*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:56am UTC
    ♥ ♥
    Yesterday was freshman orientation
    My 'best friends' decided to spend the entire time with their friends from other schools. So I stuck with my true friend and she introduced me to another girl, we clicked instantly and even though I met her yesterday we call ourselves twins. She's a really nice girl and shes just like me in every way. So im going to ditch my old friends and hang out with my twin 24/7 just like they've been doing to me. And when they need a shoulder to cry on, I'll still be there, I just wont care as much as I used to.
    ♥ ♥


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  16. xoleaahox143 xoleaahox143
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    If I'm on a date & it's bad,
    I'm just gonna stand up & say,
    "I'm an actor, they're all actors, & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!"
    & RUN out.

  17. smileysmith123 smileysmith123
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:44am UTC
    I Dont need a brain...
    I have a little thing called
    Google


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  19. Den013 Den013
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:24am UTC
    Admit it..
    no one does actually know how to play
    Minesweeper, you're just there
    pressing random boxes..

  20. tonixxlove tonixxlove
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:27am UTC
    Once i went to my friends house
    for a pool party and when we got
    out of the pool we decided to play
    twister. Well when me and my
    friends play twister it always gets
    really awkward so only like 3 pople
    wanted to play. My friend started
    going around and asking people if
    they wanted to play.
    When everyone said no his
    grandma stood up and said
    "i'll play!"
    i love her<3
    nmf.
    G

:)

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