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  1. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 3:08am EDT
    je suis le fromage
    i am cheese

  2. imagleek imagleek
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    October 1, 2011 3:01am EDT
    I saw a sheep in the shape
    of a cloud... it had no legs.

  3. imagleek imagleek
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    October 1, 2011 1:21am EDT
    why does love always
    feel like a battlefield.

  4. imagleek imagleek
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    October 1, 2011 1:05am EDT
    i don't care that you want me back,
    i'm over you.

  5. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:58am EDT
    sorry, i'm having an
    allergic reaction to your
    bullshet.

  6. imagleek imagleek
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    October 1, 2011 12:54am EDT
    i'm so fecking happy
    i could shet rainbows.

  7. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:49am EDT
    real eyes.
    realise.
    real lies.

  8. imagleek imagleek
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    October 1, 2011 12:45am EDT
    friendship is like peeing
    your pants everyone can see,
    but only you can feel its warmth.

  9. imagleek imagleek
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    October 1, 2011 12:33am EDT
    the awkward moment
    when you realize
    that millhouse's parents
    look the same.

  10. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 9:40pm EDT
    I am 70% obsessed with my looks
    I own:
    [x] hair straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [x] hairspray
    [ x ] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [ x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [ ] I have dyed my hair
    [ ] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 12
    Eyes:
    [x] black eyeliner
    [] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [ ] fake eyelashes
    [] eyelash curler
    [] eye shimmer
    [ ] contacts
    [ x ] stunna shades
    [x] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 4
    Lips/Teeth:
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [x] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [ x ] electric toothbrush
    [ ] teeth whitener
    [x] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 8
    Complexion/Overall Face:
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [x] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    TOTAL: 7
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [x] fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 4
    OVERALL TOTAL: 35
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am 70% obsessed with my looks.

  11. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 9:29pm EDT
    the saying :
    " who do you think you are? "
    will never be the same again.

  12. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:49am EDT
    my friends say imma fool to think that your the one for me♥ ♥

  13. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 12:57am EDT
    Ha.
    Yea, you tell me you love me.
    Then go off and tell another girl you love her.
    I think you forgot what love means.

  14. imagleek imagleek
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    September 24, 2011 2:57am EDT
    gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane.

  15. imagleek imagleek
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    September 24, 2011 2:32am EDT
    you make me smile :)
    just saying.

  16. imagleek imagleek
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    September 23, 2011 11:26pm EDT
    girls are like apples on trees. the best ones are at the top of the tree. the boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. instead they just get the rotten ones from the ground, that arent as good. they are easy. so the apples at the top think that something is wrong with them, when in reality they are perfectly amazing. they just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who is brave enough to
    climb all the way to the top of the tree.

  17. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:58am EDT
    people say no guy is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry. people say it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. people say true love is like a fairy tale. but they don't tell you that sometimes your true love will make you cry, and sometimes your love will seem lost. but they're right about one thing. love is like a fairy tale because you have to over come all obstacles to make your own happy ending. hi. my name is britney. im thirteen i have loved, been loved, hated, and been hated many times before. i've been pushed around like a fool to many times to count. my life was full of betches who couldnt care less about me, or my life. everyone in my family hated me [still do] except for my brother. i fell into depression, i cut, burned, attempted suicide. many times. and after each time i fell lower and lower down than i ever was. i thought that killing myself was the only possible thing to do to make me feel better. if you saw me back then, i was so upset. i was afraid to look anyone in the eyes. my friends and people at school knew about everything that happened and some people "tried" to help, but it didnt work. because i was pushing them away. if i could re start my life, fresh. i would. because i honestly regret making those mistakes. my friend kept telling me to go with her to a teacher or someone for help, and finally i did. i took the step, initiative and i talked to someone. i feel so much better now. i havent cut for 7 months. and now, since my life is partially better and cleared i am trying to help other people realise how beautiful life is. if anyone of you feel down, please please just talk to me, i wont judge you or make fun of you. im not someone who just wants to hear all the latest gossip, i just want to help. even if you make another account with a fake name thats fine. just talk to me and i will always be here for you.

  18. imagleek imagleek
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    September 23, 2011 4:35am EDT
    you can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream;;
    which is kinda the same thing.

  19. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:34am EDT
    smile,
    happy looks good on you.

  20. imagleek imagleek
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:29am EDT
    hey there Delilah'

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