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  1. tylerr tylerr
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    October 15, 2011 2:56am EDT
    Take mentos and freeze.them into icecubes. Then give your friend a diet coke and put the icecubes with mentos into their drink. After five minutes, their drink will randomly explode.You're welcome.c:

  2. ipromised ipromised
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    October 15, 2011 2:07am EDT
    i pray for you daddy
    incase no one else will
    i doubt they do daddy
    cause your temper is ill
    but i love you daddy
    and mommy does too
    im sorry i left daddy
    but are you and mommy sorry too?
    i dont know why you had to be this way daddy
    i dont understand
    and although you threw your life away daddy
    i miss those old times when you and mommy were mine
    i cant forgive you daddy
    but i wont through a fit
    so dont you forget daddy
    that i love you daddy
    i love mommy too
    but do i ever cross your mind daddy
    i really want to know
    have you left me alone daddy
    without both you and mom?
    do you miss me daddy?
    as much as i miss you?
    i doubt it but i still love you daddy
    i love mommy too.
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  5. sodikarenee96 sodikarenee96
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  9. Hatersgunhatee5599 Hatersgunhatee5599
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  10. ReasonsToSmile ReasonsToSmile
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    October 14, 2011 9:39pm EDT
    Reasons To Smile #144
    To show all those people who try to put you down; who try to break you, that they can't.
    Submit your reason to smile by commenting on my profile :)

  11. purplebunny purplebunny
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    October 14, 2011 9:39pm EDT
    ANYBODY remember that old show:
    American Dragon Jake Long
    Naturally Sadie
    Life with Derek
    Proud family
    That's so Raven

  12. makaylagurll21 makaylagurll21
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    October 14, 2011 9:39pm EDT
    As I watched the spider crawl across my floor I couldn't help but wonder if her spidy senses were telling her she's about to get F***ed up.

  13. sadieshepard77 sadieshepard77
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    October 14, 2011 9:39pm EDT
    Format by XxprettixX
    words cant define
    What You
    mean to me
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  15. evilpanda evilpanda
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    October 14, 2011 9:40pm EDT
    One Day,I'll tell you how much I love you. Just not today.

  16. jenn3767 jenn3767
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    October 14, 2011 9:40pm EDT
    One of These Days
    I'm Going to go Blind
    From Poking Myself In the Eye
    With My Mascara


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  18. leighak13 leighak13
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    October 14, 2011 9:37pm EDT
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  19. kyky123 kyky123
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    October 14, 2011 9:38pm EDT
    I'm Sexy
    And I Know It.
    ;)
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