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I don't use this anymore.

imaginationgirl
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May 11, 2013 6:43pm UTC

There's no point in living when you're already dead inside.

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imaginationgirl
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February 14, 2013 6:33pm UTC

"I'm prego" A teenage daughter tells her mother tearfully over the phone. Her mother gasps and demands for her to come home immediately. She arrives home and her mother opens the door. Her mother screams. Her daughter has turned into a giant can of Prego tomato sauce.
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imaginationgirl
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February 3, 2013 11:29am UTC

I got sent to detention today because apparently "the amount of fu.cks I give" isn't an appropriate answer to the question "What does 0/2 equal?"

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imaginationgirl
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February 2, 2013 12:12pm UTC

Meanwhile on the school bus...
Random Guy: ... and his little brother steals the ladder of their bunk bed then covers the floor beneath it with legos
Everyone:
Random Guy In Back:HAHAHAH THAT KID IS LEGEND!

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January 28, 2013 5:13pm UTC

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imaginationgirl
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January 27, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Just think.
Giovanna Plowman has a boyfriend.
and you don't
Just let that sink in...

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imaginationgirl
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January 27, 2013 12:21pm UTC

God Creating Me
God: Ok let's add a gallon of socially awkward
God: A dash of attractive
God: Oh, its empty, darn
God: A drop of ugly
God: *Accidently poors whole thing*
God: Oops..

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imaginationgirl
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January 26, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Period: *Ends*
Me: Finally!
*1 Hour Later*
Period: *Returns*
Mother Nature: *Comes out with hidden cameras*
Oh! My! God! That was hilarious!
You were all like, "Yay omg its over" hahahah BUT ITS
NOT! hahha YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!! LOL!

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imaginationgirl
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January 6, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Plot Twist: Tayor dumps Harry, breaking his heart, so he rights a hit song about it saying
how much of a horrible girlfriend she was, completely ruining her reputation.

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imaginationgirl
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January 5, 2013 4:07pm UTC

"Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure"
"How do you know if she's the one for you?
Frump wags his tail. "Well, she's got that beautiful shiny blonde coat...... er..... I mean, hair... and there's that little space between her front teeth.... and did you ever notice how when she's nervous, she sings? Off-key?"
"You like that?"
"Well that's the thing," Frump says. "I think her flaws make me love her even more. She's not perfect, but she's perfect to me."
From the book, Between the Lines
Damn fictional charactors...

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imaginationgirl
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December 27, 2012 12:01pm UTC

I'm pretty convinced that
Hell is just Kidz Bop on replay
and being forced to participate in
the songs and videos.

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imaginationgirl
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December 27, 2012 10:54am UTC

　　 ★
　　 ☆
　★
☆
Do you ever wonder if the stars shine out
for you?
~Autumn Leaves♥

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imaginationgirl
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December 25, 2012 10:57pm UTC

There's This Girl I Bully,
she's fat and ugly. Of course. She has zero friends. Like Seriously. She has these
discusting scars lining her arms and legs and feet. She has major acne on her face
and rarely even speaks. When she does its usually some messed up sh/t. Nobody likes
her. I hate her. She always get good grades. She's like a major geek and nerd. She
is a teachers pet and never acts up in class. I'll call her ugly or fat and remind her of
her flaws every chance I get. I hope she kills herself. She is thirteen and has never had
a boyfriend. Like wow. Pathetic. She eats so f/cking much. It would be better for the
world if she just stopped eating. Or if she killed herself. I sure wouldn't miss her. Lol.
Her sense of fashion is horrible. She owns no designer brands. She doesn't shop at
Hollister or Abercrombie or Pink or Victoria's Secret. Her hair is frizzy and thick.
She is waaay to tall and has quite the muffin top. Ew. God, I hate her.
But you know what changes this all? This girl.
She's me.
nmf/mq

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imaginationgirl
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December 25, 2012 10:42pm UTC

Commercial: For only 12 payments of $33.33
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: What the f.uck
Me: Thats still like $400
Me: For a f.cking lightbulb
Me: What. The. F.ck.
True Story... lol

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imaginationgirl
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December 21, 2012 4:44pm UTC

In Woodshop...
Guy: ... And we'll be like, next point is for her
Girl: You can't say that about you're coach's wife!
Guy: what, she's hot.
Class: *becomes silent*
Teacher/Coach: You got something to say Pelan?
Guy: ...
True Story.

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imaginationgirl
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December 21, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Me: *comes into school late*
Wood Teacher: Where were you?
Me: Saving the world
Him:
Me:
Him: Oh.
Him:Well then, thank you for saving the world.
Him: Here have a cookie for saving the world.
True Story.

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December 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC

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imaginationgirl
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December 12, 2012 5:39pm UTC

.:Superstitions:.
Number Deux(2)
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Circles
Evil Spirits can't harm you if you stand inside a circle
Hmm familiar... SEA BEAR CIRLCES!! SPONGEBOB!!
lol thats awesome
Yeah deux means two for all of you who are not educated in french... ermm yeah
Circles. lol could you just see like these evil ghost guys walking up to you being llike
yeah we're gonna haunt this b/tch- aww f/ck she's in a circle
lol thats hilarious... no, okay..
** Still not mine... From: www.corsinet.com/trivia **

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imaginationgirl
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December 12, 2012 5:32pm UTC

.:Superstitions:.
Number One
------------------------------
Acorns
An acorn should be carried for good luck and a long life
&
An acorn in the window will keep the lightning out
**Not mine... from: www.corsinet.com/trivia **
yeah, pretty random, I found them and had to share... More to come my little penguins
lol ok then,,, Im weird and going to go now
Acorns. lolwut

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imaginationgirl
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December 6, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Random Girl: Omg so yesterday my boyfriend like took me out on a super romantic date at a fancy restaurant and then we watched The Notebook and I fell asleep in his arms and .....
Me: I had a staring contest with my dog yesterday...
Her: ...
Me:
Her:
Me: I won.

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