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imadreamer101

1. imadreamer101
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2010 1:01am UTC
   hello my name is jamers_smile
   this is my bestfriend's witty and i never figured this out until now...
   i feel dumb...
   
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2. imadreamer101
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2010 6:03pm UTC
   why does the lil mermaid wear sea shells.?????
   bescz she grew outta her b shells
   :DDDDD
   
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3. imadreamer101
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2010 5:38pm UTC
   Teacher: You will need a partner for this paper... You look quickly to your friend, they shake their head and you instantly have a partner without saying a word.
   oh yeahh (:
   
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4. imadreamer101
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2010 5:36pm UTC
   Girls find out everything..... I advise you to not lie to them :)
   
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5. imadreamer101
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   October 25, 2010 5:34pm UTC
   Age 3: Mommy, I hungy!!
   Age 7: I want foooood.
   Age 12: Hey, what's for supper?
   Age 17: Make me a sammich, WOMEN
   Faccccccccebook(:
   
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6. imadreamer101
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2010 5:32pm UTC
   boy: Do you want a hug?
   girl: No.
   boy: Do you even know what I said?
   girl: Yes.
   boy: What?
   girl: Do you want a hug?
   boy: if you insist:D
   
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7. imadreamer101
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2010 7:16pm UTC
   That funny smile && feeling inside of you that you get when your looking down at your phone
   && see his name pops up.
   Yeah I love that feeling .
   [[[<3]]].
   
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8. imadreamer101
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   October 22, 2010 6:57pm UTC
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9. imadreamer101
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2010 6:50pm UTC
   I Always
   try to accomplish something
   before
   the microwave reaches
   zero
   -_-
   
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10. imadreamer101
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 9:02pm UTC
    Men were born between the legs of a women, yet they spend all their lives trying to get back into them. Why? Because there is no place like home
    lmao
    minne babyy(;
    
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