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  1. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 1:01am UTC
    If two people are happy together,
    you leave them the fuucck alone.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe

  3. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    If everyone cared and nobody cried,
    IF EVERYONE LOVED AND NOBODY LIED;
    if everyone shared and swallowed their pride
    then we'd see the day when nobody died.
    Please don't remove this!

  4. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    Do you ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is so f.ucking hard man what's up with that.

  5. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    If you can't afford condoms,
    you can't afford kids.
    lolsotrue.com

  6. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 11:22am UTC
    i think too hard and overanalyze everything, and as a result, i create these problems in my head that don't even exist. hfhfhfhfhfh urhighuigh

  7. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 9:55am UTC
    Well, my best school friend and I ditched the football game last night, and we talked about everything. That was when I saw who he really is. I'm glad we did that.

  8. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 11:30am UTC
    Him: Didn't you hear me? I said I was sorry.
    Me: No, I heard you. Maybe you didn't hear me. I said 'F.ck you.'

  9. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    So this is how it goes down.
    Parents: Go outside and do stuff you can't stay in the house all the time sheesh
    Me: Can I walk to Target
    Parents: No
    Parents: Oh god no. You'll get taken away.
    Me: okay can I walk to the park
    Parents: No... you could get taken away too
    Me: Can I freaking go around the block
    Parents: Eh I'm not sure... you could get taken away
    What the heII.

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    THEY TOLD ME
    That to make her
    Fall IN LOVE,
    I had to make her
    LAUGH.
    But everytime she
    L A U G H S
    I'm the one who
    falls in love.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 8:26am UTC
    Dear a little over half the women of the world,
    Not all guys want an amatory relationship
    Some actually care about romance
    And taking it slow.
    You're just falling for the wrong guys
    Sincerely,
    A little over half the men of the world
    xoxo♥

  12. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    "Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale." -Lauren DeStefano

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:12am UTC
    "write something your parents would be proud of."
    Oh my god, Steve.
    *facepalm*

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    if yahoo answers can't solve your problem then you're in too deep

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    Me: Time to color the ocean blue.
    Blue crayon: *Magically turns purple and ruins drawing*

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Maybe she was born with it.
    Maybe it's an instagram filter.

  17. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 9:49am UTC
    Dropping something, then catching it mid-air and feel like a Ninja

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    imagine right before you fall asleep you
    get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

  19. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 12:34am UTC
    Why is a red cabbage called a red cabbage when it's clearly purple
    these are the things that keep me up at night.

  20. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:40am UTC
    It's scary when you find the one
    because you know you could lose him
    at any given moment, and I don't know
    if I'd ever recover.

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