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January 15, 2010 3:18pm UTC

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ilyxkelsey
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January 11, 2010 5:10pm UTC

Oh, Bella Swan!
Bella: (feeling the blood on her forehead after
wiping out on a motorcycle): "I'm sorry ..."
Jacob: "Bella, you're apologizing for bleeding?"
New Moon

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ilyxkelsey
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January 14, 2010 5:39pm UTC

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ilyxkelsey
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January 14, 2010 6:15pm UTC

Anchorman Quote;;
Brick: I love... desk.
Ron: Brick, are you just looking at
things in the office and
saying that you love them?
Brick: I love lamp.
Ron: Do you really love the lamp, or
are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick: I love lamp. I love lamp.

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ilyxkelsey
posted a quote
January 6, 2010 6:46pm UTC

don't live for the future
xx live in the present. xx
[[ because theres no time like right now ]]

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ilyxkelsey
posted a quote
January 6, 2010 6:54pm UTC

don't worry.
life hands you things for a reason.
:)

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ilyxkelsey
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December 21, 2009 6:18pm UTC

ho, ho, ho.
Santa! Oh..thats your
girlfriend, isn't it? My bad(;

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oxemmaox3
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December 19, 2009 11:38am UTC

x In x class x today x we x were x listening x to x Christmas x songs x
like Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire and my teacher was telling us corny jokes.
Teacher: What do you call Santa when he slides down the chimney and there's a fire?
Kid: ROASTED x x x CHESTNUTS!!
Teacher: (walks out of the room... comes back 10 minutes later) Kris Kringle, guys. Kris Kringle.
Class: We x like x his x answer x better.
haha favorite if this made you laugh :]

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ilyxkelsey
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December 18, 2009 2:58pm UTC

I'm Talking Pedicures On Our
Toes, Toes,
Trying OnAll Our
Clothes, Clothes

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ohgollyxoannie
posted a quote
December 3, 2009 3:03pm UTC

i've been thru alot.
heartbreak, death, pain, fights, break-ups
but nothing hurts more
then trying your best,
& f a i l i n g
vent =/ got cut from the basketball team. favorate? (=

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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_fireflies
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December 7, 2009 7:36pm UTC

[♥]according to Greek mythology;
the first humans were created with four arms, four legs, and four eyes. They were also created with two
noses, and two mouth. Afraid of their power Zeus split them apart leaving them to find their other half[♥]
these people are called soulmates.

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ilyxkelsey
posted a quote
December 6, 2009 2:24pm UTC

Never Stop Dreaming
They Could All Come True At Any Moment*

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Titan4Life
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December 5, 2009 4:00pm UTC

+& i know i'm not the only one who...
_____________________________________
stares at a clock for a
full minute just to
see it change.
:) come on guys, don't lie. click the ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ilyxkelsey
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November 29, 2009 1:39pm UTC

Truth Or Dare?
Either Way, Some Thing Stupid
Is about to occur,
Truth.
I mean, anyone can lie.
Dare.
I dare you to lick your elbow.
Life changing, eh?
:)

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ilyxkelsey
posted a quote
November 29, 2009 1:58pm UTC

And Sometimes,
People Say The World Is A
Screwed Up Place.
Well, It Is.
But Lets Keep This Screwed Up Place Clean(;

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als
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November 28, 2009 7:29pm UTC

& I HATE HOW...
everyone hates being judged by how they look, and yet 99.9% of the people who were once on team Edward, are now on team Jacob just becuase his body. Has everyone forgotten what "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" actually mean? Because I sure haven't.

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JustListenx15
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November 28, 2009 4:58pm UTC

On the Last Day Of School,
I was in my B period class when my
teacher asked for the classes attention
and pulled out a mint $20 bill.
"Who would want this $20 bill?" she asked us.
Everybody raised their hands and all commented,
saying, "sure, why not?"
My teacher nodded, then crinkled up the bill.
"Would you still want this after I crinkled it?"
Everybody had the same answers: yes, of course.
"Even if i threw it on the ground, stomped on it,
and just got it extremely dirty...would you still want it?"
My classmates looked at each other and nodded.
Someone spoke up and said:
"it's still a 20 no matter what you do to it."
My teacher smiled and put the 20 back in her pocket.
"Exactly. No matter what you do to that money,
it still has value. And people want it. The catch is,
you're all like that. You can be in the worst of conditions,
and still have value - and people will want you.
Never forget that."
-Justlistenx15-
My teacher told us this story last year (:

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ilyxkelsey
posted a quote
November 27, 2009 9:28am UTC

"I'd Have To Say The
Wierdest Thing Is Girls Wearing Team Taylor Underwear."
-Taylor Lautner

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