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ilyloveizzy

1. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2011 8:08pm UTC
   too lazy to get into the shower
   ...
   then dread getting out
   
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2. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2011 7:57pm UTC
   that awkward moment
   when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.
   
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3. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2011 7:53pm UTC
   that awkward moment
   when she puts a bag on your head and you have to ask Akon if it still counts…
   
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4. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2011 5:33pm UTC
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5. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2011 10:22pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when it’s
   Peanut Butter Jelly Time
   and you’re
   allergic
   to peanut butter
   ...
   
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6. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2011 10:15pm UTC
   T WHEN
   H YOUR
   A TAKING SELFIES
   T ON
   A PHOTO
   W BOOTH
   K AND
   W THEN
   A CLICK
   R ICHAT
   D AND
   M REALIZE
   O YOU'RE
   M VIDEOCHATTING
   E WITH
   N SOMEONE
   T :p
   
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7. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2011 9:48pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you think you’re doing really well at Mario Kart, and then you realize you’re looking at your friends screen.
   
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8. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2011 9:40pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you’re giving a speech at school and somebody yells:
   “she doesn’t even go here!”
   
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9. ilyloveizzy
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2011 9:28pm UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
   when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.
   
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10. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    in alabama,
    it is illegal for
    BOOGERS
    to be flicked into the wind.
    tehe
    
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11. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    BRB
    OUT
    VENTING!
    
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12. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    cuts from shaving hurt the most and never stop bleeding :p
    just me?
    
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13. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 11:29am UTC
    LETS THANK SUMMER
    For the goodtimes
    the hot guys
    the salty ocean
    the chlorine filled hair
    the pool
    the friends
    the endless milkshakes
    the sunburns and tans
    the romantic nights
    the short shorts and flip flops
    the bikinis and sunglasses
    the all-nighters and sleeping all day
    and NO RULES!
    SUMMER '11
    THE SUMMER OF OUR LIVES
    
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14. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 10:37am UTC
    it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outside in Pennsylvania
    fave if you wanna go sleep on top of a refrigerator outside in Pennsylvania just to see what happens !!!
    
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15. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    wherever you go, go with all your
    heart ❤
    
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16. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 10:37am UTC
    don't frown because it happened,
    cheer because i ts over!
    
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17. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
    
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18. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:39am UTC
    On the phone with Suey:
    Mia: HEY MOM, I HAVE A QUESTION!
    Mom: ya?
    Mia: CAN I EXPLODE A GRAPE IN THE MICROWAVE?
    Mom: sure..
    Mia: OK BYE!
    
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19. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Got a secret
    Can you keep it?
    Swear this one you'll save.
    Better lock it, in your pocket
    Taking this one to the grave.
    If i show you then i know you
    Won't tell what i said
    Cause two can keep a secret
    If one of them is dead.
    pretty little liars
    
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20. ilyloveizzy
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    my life is filled with up and downs
    but its all ok when you're around.
    ⁢3
    
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