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ilybm123

1. ilybm123
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2014 9:44pm UTC
   Monsters are real, ghosts are real too.
   They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
   -Stephen King
   
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2. ilybm123
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   February 8, 2013 11:55pm UTC
   My gramma calls One Direction the Five Dimensions.
   lolololololol
   
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3. ilybm123
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   February 1, 2013 11:15pm UTC
   "........... I'm listening."
   LOKI
   
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4. ilybm123
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   January 31, 2013 12:58am UTC
   "Doth mother know you wereth her drapes?"
   ~Tony Stark~
   
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5. ilybm123
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   January 25, 2013 8:24pm UTC
   "I'm not weird. I'm adorably eccentric."
   -Robert Downey jr.
   
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6. ilybm123
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   January 9, 2013 11:10pm UTC
   part of a convo, on Omegle
   Stranger: That was a test Ron. You failed. Do not pass go and do not collect $200
   You: oh so I don't pass go??? is that why I don't get $200 dollars?? did I go to jail instead??
   Stranger: no. you had a get out of jail free card from the last time you landed on chance. God Ron have you even been paying attention to this game? I feel like since I got hotels on all the reds and dark blues you've just given up!
   
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7. ilybm123
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   January 9, 2013 12:53pm UTC
   "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
   - Yoda
   
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8. ilybm123
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   January 9, 2013 12:48pm UTC
   "Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
   - Golda Meir
   
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9. ilybm123
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   January 9, 2013 12:46pm UTC
   Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
   ~Edgar Allan Poe~
   
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10. ilybm123
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
    ~T. E. Lawrence~
    
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11. ilybm123
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Taylor Swift -22
    It feels like a perfect night to dress up like HAMSTERS
    Make fun of our ACCENTS
    oh oh oh oh
    lol that is what my 5 year old cousin thinks it says!
    
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12. ilybm123
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    January 6, 2013 2:16am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. ilybm123
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    January 1, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    The Perfect Boyfriend<3
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    •kiss her in front of your friends
    •tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldn't matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk:)
    Perfect Boyfriend!:)xx
    
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14. ilybm123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    
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15. ilybm123
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly"
    put this as your quote
    and whoever sees it must check out your picture
    &
    whoever ♥'s it
    disagrees
    
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16. ilybm123
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    December 19, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    I am one of those people who when they read one of the quotes that are like "repost this in 10 minutes and all this good stuff will happen to you. But if you don't you will DIE"Reposts because they have that tiny fear that if they don't they will "die". lol
    
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17. ilybm123
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    I am here for you.
    If you need me I will be here.
    If you don't need me I will still be here.
    I will never leave you.
    If you need a sholder to cry on you can use mine.
    If you need someone to listen to you i'm all ears.
    You can count on me for everything.
    Seriously!
    Don't hesitate to ask!
    I am starting a project.
    If you need help,
    If you know of someone who needs help,
    Write their name in the comments.
    When I see it I will Write it in sharpy on my arm.
    I will be thinking of them all until they fade away.
    I want the names so I can actualy think of that person.
    I will then make a list of Positive things that I think they have.
    I will post the list to witty after the name fades away.
    If you want me to do somthing for them then write it with their name.
    I will do that when I write the name on my arm.
    This is real.
    I am seriously gonna do this!
    
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18. ilybm123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [x] Blue $150
    [] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [x] Under 5′4 - $25
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [x] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [x] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [X] No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [x Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Shoe Size:
    [] 13+ - $300
    [] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [] 7 to 10 - $500
    [x] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [x] Black - $100
    [x] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $3125
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    $4125
    Now you try, but erase my answers
    
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19. ilybm123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you
    
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20. ilybm123
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 9:12am UTC
    Hey you all should read this story SOMETHING TO LOSE . It is by sincerlyrose I love it! I bet ya'lls will to!! So like go read it! (do you like that I added "like" into that sentence and it made me seem like I didn't know what I was talking about?? :} )
    
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