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  1. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    *In my parent's room doing homework on the floor*
    Dad ARE YOU ABOUT DONE IN THERE KID?!?!?!
    Me: DAD!!! I JUST PEED A LITTLE BIT!!!! AHHH!!!!
    Dad: Nevermind...

  2. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Sitting in the kitchen
    Dad (looking outside: What is that bird???It's flown by twice now!!!
    Mom: it's been making a nest
    Sister: YEAH
    Dad: IN THE LIGHT????
    Me:
    Brother:
    Sister:
    Mom:
    Mom:
    Dad (walks over to the door and opens it): HEY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?-oh, that's a finch haha.
    Sister:
    Brother:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Bird: TWEET TWEET TWEET!
    Dad: GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!
    Bird: TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET!
    Dad: YOU HEARD ME!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!
    Me: ....why am i in this family...O.o

  3. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    P eople are starting sicken me
    more and more -.-
    nmf

  4. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    And who else,
    has ever tried to scroll down and move
    your mouse from side to side at both times?;)

  5. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:37am UTC
    ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
    Without music,
    Life would be nothing
    ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

  6. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I know my kingdom a waits,
    and they've forgiven my mistakes
    nmf

  7. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:36pm UTC
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  8. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Society
    Showing teenage boys and girls that they will never be good enough.

  9. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:26am UTC
    Me listening to Eminem
    Mom: So this is Eminem?
    Me: Yeah, isn't he good?????
    Mom: No, he sucks.
    Police: So she fell out the window?
    Me: yeah. pretty much.

  10. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    One at Direction:
    Liam: "This is question time now, um, we have a question from Souina, and her question was, who would we most like to date in the house-"
    Zayn: "Contest."
    Liam:"I'm gonna kick it off and I'm gonna say Shayre"
    Niall: "Umh, I'm gonna say Tracy"
    Sayn: "I'm gonna say Rebecca Ferguson."
    Harry: "Go on" (to Louis)
    Louis:"I don't want to say mine yet."
    Harry: "Umh, mine would probably be...Mary."
    Louis: "Harry. She's mine."
    Harry: "Yeah, but we got that thing going on, ew got invited to-"
    Louis: "SHE'S MINE!!!!"
    nmf

  11. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    One at Direction:
    Interviewer: "If you could be any animal, what would you be?
    Niall: "I'd be a hyena."
    Random 1D:"You would be a hyena."
    Niall: "BECAUSE I LAUGH A LOT"
    nmf

  12. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 9:30pm UTC
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  13. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:48am UTC
    One at Direction:
    Louis: "In my FIRST video diary, I explained my love, for women who
    have a taste in Carrots. Since then, I've recieved plenty OF carrots, umh,
    ehh, I Also have an intrest...in women who like lambroghunini's."
    nmf

  14. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:39am UTC
    One at Direction:
    Louis: "NEVER admit defeat....Liam, you win.
    nmf

  15. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:25am UTC
    If they could love like You and me,
    Imagine what the world, could possibly be
    nmf

  16. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:22am UTC
    by n0stalgia
    IF EVERYONE CARED,
    and nobody cried,
    { if everyone loved}
    and nobody lied
    I f everyonce shared and swallowed their pride,
    then we'd see the day,
    when no body die.
    by n0stalgia

  17. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Hahaa, my girlfriend says that you have spiderman underwear!!!XDDDD
    Well, my friend, you should probably be wondering why she knows what my underpants Look like.
    Okay, you won.
    ;*
    nmf/nmq

  18. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    My Dad and Brother talking about my Brother's hair*
    Dad: I think we need to shave your melon, your hair is getting crazy.
    Brother: Nooooo!!! Not my beautiful melon!!!!
    Dad: Yes, your melon is getting fuglier. You have a fugly melon
    Mom: THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!!!!

  19. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    WELL* OPEN*UP*YOUR*EYES*
    amd see like me,
    open up your plans and
    BAM - you're free,
    listen to your heart,
    and you'll find
    L o v e ,
    L o v e ,
    L o v e

    nmf

  20. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Hey dad, want me to buy you anything at the store?
    Some condoms. im going out with some girls, i need some protection.
    Son.
    Yesss???
    Your face is enough protectoin.

:)

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