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all the tears you cried would fade away

status: i love Spongebob
Hi. I'm Madi. 14. Iowa, U.S of A. I breathe music. I have a parrot. He is standing next to me as a type this ;), Shy, have a boyfriend, his name's Sam, something i'm glad i didn't miss out on for life. Have two best friends. Wittygirl333, who's ame it Bianca the Biotch;) (love you babe :*) and Ellie, she's a church friend, doesn't know about this website, is mah neighboor during the summer. You should check Bianca's page ;). I kinda like Witty profiles, just, just a Little bit;), i don' tlike most people, js;), i really don't like s/uts or wh0res either, (even tho i am probably one ;P, explains things;) ), but yeah. Very socially awkward. My parrots gone. He was raping my hand. So i took him away, i couldn't type, that bird;), i like, Love food, don't like it on my body tho. Don't like gays-against what God thinks. Christain, if you can't believe that. ;), Not many friends, i don't het along with many, married, to Seaira, amazing Hubby:D, i like Monster, and Goldfish, and i like Polaris Rangers, i don't watch TV that much, but i love Spongebob, best TV show Ever. I'm a perv, btw, should probably know, since i make anything sound dirty, lotta people get sick of it ;) XP. Have seven chickens, (Abigail, Sam, Jamie, Mercedes, Mustang, Camaro, Ferrari), and a dog, Skip. My parrot's name is Doc. Have the habit of listening to the same exact song for a half an hour to two, maybe three. Very random when you get to know me, mostly out of it, very talkative, hothead. Mean, angry, violent. A biotch. Don't know what else to say. Tired. Umh, comment on my page if you wanna talk, i'm here if you need anything, i'm here if you need someone to talk to or anything. Can't get on on the weekends-normally gone out of town.  Absolutely HATE when you lie to me, or try to cover things up for my "safety" or "sanity" or whatever shi t, i Will figure out what it is, and i Will NOT be happy, haha. August 8th is my one year annaversary with my boyfriendddddddd, Ahhh :DDD, i Love him, and Ellie, and Bianca, and yeah;), Well......bye;)
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  1. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    *me and my boyfriend texting to eachother
    Him: Madi, let's workout together and see who can lift more (;
    Me: *makes mentally challenged face while trying to sexually wink,
    Me:*starts laughing hysterically and turns into a potato
    Me:*Rolls off into the sunset with my bestfriend the Unicorn
    Him: i Love You.
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Me:
    Him: And Madi, that text was awesome.

  2. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    &i'm one of those girls,
    Who get the hiccups, and accidentally choke on my own spit while
    hiccuping, and then start to pee myself because my bladder decides to spazz.
    nmf

  3. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Spongebob:
    Squidward:"you mean you've never heard of the hash-slinging slasher?"
    Spongebob:The Slash-bringing hasher?
    Squidward:No, the hash-slinging slasher.
    Spongebob:The sash wringing....trash thinging....mash flinging....the flash springing,bringing the the crash thinging, the....
    Squidward:yes, the hash-slinging slasher.

  4. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    *Normal person when they hear "Who do you think you are"
    "RUNNIN' 'ROUND LEAVING SCARS!!!!"
    *Directioner when they hear "Who do you think you are"
    "WHO DO YOU THINK I AMM?!?!"

  5. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    One Direction:
    "Gotta catch them all!!!"
    "POKEMONN!!!"
    "Gotta catch them all!!!"
    "Pokemonnn,"
    "Gotta Catch them all, catch them all, catch them all!"
    "YEAHHH!!!!"
    "POKEMON!!!!!"
    "POKEMON!?!?!"
    "POKEMON!!!!!"
    nmf

  6. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Heyy, what's up??!?!
    Not much, converting oxgen into carbon dioxide...
    WHAT?!?!? HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!?!?!!
    Breathing...Dude....
    .....i knew that.....
    nmfnmq:)

  7. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    you love me.
    real or not real?

  8. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Music
    is my drug,
    While my iPod
    is the dealer

  9. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    by n0stalgia
    HEY
    {i just banged you}
    and this is CRAZY
    Delete my number!
    And keep the baby!
    not mineahahaX)

  10. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:22am UTC
    One Direction:
    Liam: I still believe in Santa Claus."
    Zayn: "He exists!"
    Niall: "Oh god."
    Zayn: "He doesn't exist?"
    Niall: "NO."
    Zayn: "Shut up you evil leprechaun!"
    nmf

  11. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    One Direction
    Liam: "We got yelled at for climbing on things, whoopsies! I didn't mean it, honestly, it just...looked like it needed to be climbed on."
    Zayn: "We have to leave now."
    i love them ;) <3 <3 <3
    format ©FunkyMonkeyFormats

  12. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Josh Hutchecntson:
    Filmer: "Hii, how are you?'
    Josh: "I just saw...BIGFOOT!"
    Filmer: "Yeah, that's why we're here."
    Josh:"Noooooo,mannn, no not like Bigfoot, like BIGFOOT! I mean this dude was BIG!"
    Filmer: "Erh, Eh, Erh, was it human?"
    Josh: "No, No! He was a giant, like...THING! IN THE COMMERCIALS! THat's like, MESSING WITH SASQUATCH! I SAW IT!"
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    One Direction:
    Zayn: "We're like....Butt, Best FRIENDS!!!"
    Zaynn,, i love you<3 <3 <3
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKl2SDL1Quw&NR=1&feature=endscreen
    i'm sorry, i had to save this, it's my favorite video of them <3 <3 <3

  15. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Keep the change, you
    f i l t h y animal
    -HARRY STYLES <3
    nmf

  16. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:06am UTC
    by n0stalgia
    You pat the dog....then you screw in the lightbulb...and then you just Go Crazy!!!
    who knows who this is from?:)
    not mineahahaX)

  17. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Heyy, what's up??!?!
    Not much, converting oxgen into carbon dioxide...
    WHAT?!?!? HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!?!?!!
    Breathing...Dude....
    .....i knew that.....
    nmfnmq:)

  18. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 9:46am UTC
    by n0stalgia
    TWINKLE TWINKLE LIAM PAYNE
    Louis, Harry, Niall and Zayn,
    { One Direction rule my life}
    You know I'm their future wife
    Twinkle Twinkle Liam Payne
    Louis, Harriy,
    Niall and Zayn
    not mineahahaX)

  19. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Dude, wake up
    What?
    I think someone's in my house, should i go check??
    nawh, that was me
    WHAT?!?! WHY??
    I ran out of soda. By the way, your window's broken
    nmfnmq:)

  20. ily8018 ily8018
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE.
    - What is their name? SAM
    - Are you friends with this person? YES<3
    - Do you talk in this class? Yes
    - Is this person your worst enemy? NEVER
    2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN FRONT OF YOU IN SOCIAL STUDIES
    -What is their name? No one:(
    - Are they smart? smarter than me;)
    3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
    - What is his/her name? Sam or Bianca X)
    - Are they funny? Yes, cute and funny (both)
    - Are they your best friend? both are :D
    - Do you play the same sport? umh, Sam no, Bianca and i play volleyball
    4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    - What’s their name? Sam? Bianca? X)
    - Are they funny?YES
    - Annoying? BIANCA IS;),love you babe;*
    5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    - What is their name?hahah, Bianca, Amanda or Sam XPX)
    - Can you talk to them about just anything? yeah, for all of them, mostly
    - They your best friend? yeahhh
    6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
    -In a relationship? yess
    -One thing you want most? ♥ To have all of my best friend's problems to go away
    -Your hair color? dirty blonde
    -Favorite class? Ummmh...SS? idk XPP
    -Favorite teacher? Mr.Troyer, but he's not there anymore:(, so ummmh, idkXP
    -Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? yeah
    -Was there a lot of drama this year? YES.
    -Make any friends? idk, sorta, idk:P
    -Lose any friends? sure..

:)

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