Nine Things I
Hate About
Everyone
1.) People point at their wrists and ask for the time. I know where my watch is, pal, where's yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?
2.) People who are willing to get up and search the entire room for the TV remote instead of getting up and changing the channel manually.
3.) When people say, 'You just have to have your cake and eat it too!' Right, what good is cake if you can't eat it.
4.) When people say, 'It's the last place you look.' Of course it is. Why would you keep looking if you found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5.) When people say while watching a film, 'Didja see that?' No, idiot, I paid $18 to come to the cinema to watch the floor.
6.) People who ask, 'Can I ask you something?' Didn't really gimme a choice, there, didja sunshine?
7.) When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, there's been nothing like it. If it's improved, there must've been something before it.
8.) When people say, 'Life is short." Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that lasts longer?
9.) When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks, 'Did the bus come yet?' If it had, would I stil be standing here?
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