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Chlohoey
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Plot twist: One Direction is a wonderful band.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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tibbsxoxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Girl: *naturally curly hair*
Girl: *naturally straight hair*Girl:*naturally wavy hair*Me:*naturally annoying hair*

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xHello
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 6:48pm UTC

SMILING AT OLD PEOPLE
T O S H O W T H E M Y O U ' R E N O T A T E E N A G E T H U G

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AcidCreep
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:27pm UTC

Harry Potter-
-Is that a wand in you pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
- My name may not be Luna, but i sure know how to Lovegood.
-Mind if i enter your Chamber of Secrets?
-I've been Whomping my Willow thinking about you.
-You don't have to say 'LUMOS' in order to turn me on.
-Hagrids not the only giant on campus... if you know what i mean.
-Foul Git

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Sara*
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Attractive boy: Hi I'm famous
Attractive boy: Hi I'm gay
Attractive boy: Hi I'm twice your age
Attractive boy: Hi I don't exist on your school
nmq

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Format By Fake_a_smile, keep credit or the dino will eat you c:
Yex
x
x
x
x
x
x
♥
x
x
x
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Rawr
Rawr.
It means I love you.
In Dinosaur.

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LoveNeverEverEverDies
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 2:08pm UTC

There's no panic like
Trying to press "End Call"
When you make an accidental call.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
Lets turn it TEAL to show
Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

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LorenOlivaBFFLAD
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 3:15pm UTC

That awkward moment
When new people you've just met remember your name but you don't rememeber theirs...

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 3:22pm UTC

There's always those kids
a couple years younger than you
that think they're so cool
but really, they're only annoying as helll.

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TuckersGirl
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Dumb Person Nothing is ever black & white24 hours ago · comment · like
12 people like this
Guy 1 Skunks, newspapers
23 hours ago · 5 people like this
Guy 2 Pandas, oreos
23 hours ago · 6 people like this
Guy 1 Zebras
23 hours ago · 3 people like this
Guy 2 Michael Jackson
23 hours ago · 80 people like this

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC

12 years old: Worried about internet people finding me in real life.
Now: Worried about people in real life finding me on the internet.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I just burned 1200 calories.
I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Fave if you get it

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 8:31pm UTC

I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days,
Monday was definitely made by Satan.

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