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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    dad and mom
    treat or trick
    josh and drake
    cheese and mac
    jelly and peanut butter
    George and Fred
    white and black
    Juliet and Romeo
    UNCOMFORTABLE
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. wackyflipflop wackyflipflop
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you don't know how to continue the conversation

  3. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    if someone gave you a book that was the story of your life would you read it to the end?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    not going to be on witty for a few days
    my friend Ronan died please keep him in your prayers

  6. HannahLovesYou123 HannahLovesYou123
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Crush: hi
    Stranger:
    Friend:
    Snooki:
    Nyan cat:
    George Washington:
    Me: is this some kind of sick joke

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Dear people from school,
    Stay away from Witty. This is my Hannah Montana life.
    Sincerely,
    Me

  8. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    people think your best guy friend is your boyfriend.

  9. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    If you're going to be that disrespectful about someone who passed,
    Don't f/cking say anything at all. Nobody really gives a sh/t if you never liked Suicide Silence, so give your condolences or shut the f/ck up"His vocals sucked" say that to his five-year-old daughter whose asking where her daddy is. I dare you.

  10. Im_just_a_guy Im_just_a_guy
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    I just need someone

  11. Im_just_a_guy Im_just_a_guy
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I just need someone

  12. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Ryan Halligan
    Some of you may know who Ryan is. if you don't, I will tell you. Ryan was a regular thirteen year old boy. He had speech and walking delay. In fourth grade he went to regular classes because he had caught up. In fifth grade a group of boys began bullying him. He would go home and tell his parents. His parents truly cared and tried to help. Ryan wouldn't let his parents schedual a conferance, meet the bully's parents, anything. So finally ryan and his dad came up with the karate kid plan. The plan was ryan would learn to defent himself if the bully ever laid a finger on him. One day in seventh grade the bully did. The boys got in a fight. Ryan's dad came and broke up the fight. Ryan didn't have a scratch on him. After school every day his parent's would ask him how school and the bully went. Ryan said everything was fine. One day he said him and the bully became friends. Ryan was a bit of a comedian. So he decided to tell the bully a story he thought was funny. The story was that he was having appendix pains and he was brought to the hospital. The bully spread around the rumor that ryan was gay because he got aids. Ryan tried to get everyone to stop calling him gay but they wouldn't. Now it is the summer time. Ryan is on A.I.M. He is talking to this girl Ashley. she is pretending to be his girlfriend. When eighth grade came around Ryan told some people about Ashley. Ashley is a popular girl. She denied all of it and just laughed in his face. He yelled "It's people like you that make me want to commit suicide!" Ryan went home and commited suicide. Ryan's dad tried to figure out everything, why the suicide and more. Finally, someone told him. He forgave ashley because it wasn't entirely her fault. then one day ryan's dad got a call. It was that the bully still was spreading rumors about Ryan. Ryan is dead! his dad drove to the bully's house and explained everything to the bully's parents. The bully broke down and he started crying. Ryan's dad left and never saw them again.
    rr got gdfbgdfbdfbdfbdfdffdffvff

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    i like cute boys, but cute boys don't like me.
    do you see my dilemma?

  14. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Almost one and a half months cut-free.
    =D


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. natataya natataya
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 11:56am UTC
    you're sad about being second best?!
    I dream of being second best,
    try being 18/19th best

  18. xo0xlovehim1 xo0xlovehim1
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    All the cuts I have are distracting me from my heart breaking. so instead of bleeding on the inside, I'm bleeding on the outside.</3

  19. justkidding* justkidding*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    He has pretty eyes , even if no one else thinks so.
    He has an adorable smile, even though he doesn't notice.
    He's shy, but he can be the loudest with his friends.
    He has that smile can just light up your day.
    He doesn't notice you but for some reason
    he still means the whole world to you.

  20. justkidding* justkidding*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    That miny heart attack
    you get when
    someone on witty has the same name as someone you know.

    nmf.

:)

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