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  1. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Girl: hey
    Boy: Uhm? Hi
    Girl: Whats Up?
    Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
    Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ...
    ... Boy: ???
    Girl: Do You like Me back?
    Boy: Well Uhm Your 4 years younger then Me.
    Girl: Oh.
    Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
    Boy: Bye.
    2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter.
    #REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the one youu love

  2. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns the gun to himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to
    her first Sunday School at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross The little girl then ask's the teacher, "How did that man get off the cross?"
    The teacher replied, "He never did".Then the little girl argued, "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch,
    telling me everything was going to be alright".
    66% of you won't post this
    But remember: "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall deny you in front of my Father".
    So, re-post this!!!

  3. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished

  4. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥

  5. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Friend: BTR IS ON IN 3 MIN R U GUNNA WATCH?!
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

  6. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    HEY! You right there stop scrolling and click that fave button right there! You see it? Good! I'm not asking for faves or anything XD :)

  7. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    That moment of dissipiontment when you log in and you have no notifications. </3

  8. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Friend: Is today your lazy?
    Me: Pshhhh don't you know me at ALL?! EVERYDAY is my lazy day :D

  9. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    My lazy day is everyday :) (Today I don't feel like doing anyyythinggg!)

  10. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    I'm watching the episode of friends where Chandler is about to prepose to monica...... annnnnnd richard RUINS it XD

  11. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Click the fave button im not saying I'm not asking for faves cause I am :D

  12. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    My friends say I'm like pheboe from friends... is that good or bad? Lol I think it's good I guess :)

  13. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment when nick jounior is channel 169.

  14. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.

  15. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your teacher pops a joke and none laughs.

  16. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Interrupt my sleep and I interrupt youir breathing.

  17. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    OK am I the only one who doesn't know what happened to mike and ike?!

  18. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    ADMIT IT
    In draw something you don't draw a picture, you write out the word thats worth 3 coins for more colors.

  19. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Stupid pick up lines #3
    If you were a triangle you'd be an acute one.

  20. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:24am UTC
    Funny insults #4
    Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

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