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  1. ShadowBlack ShadowBlack
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    An eccedentesiast is an individaul who prefers to hide emotional pain with a smile and/or laughter.

  2. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    If you think about human nature,
    our favorite pair of shoes is the one we bought yesterday,
    our favorite thing is the newest thing we have,
    and the thing we've seen the most and for the longest period of time
    is our reflection,
    so obviously, that's going to be our least favorite thing.
    -Taylor Swift

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island for a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly, a warning of an impending storm was announced and everyone was advised to evacuate the island.
    The announcement caused sudden panic. All rushed to their boats. Even damaged boats were quickly repaired and commissioned for duty.
    Yet, Love did not wish to flee quickly. There was so much to do. But as the clouds darkened, Love realised it was time to leave. Alas, there were no boats to spare. Love looked around with hope.
    Just then Prosperity passed by in a luxurious boat. Love shouted, “Prosperity, could you please take me in your boat?”
    “No,” replied Prosperity, “my boat is full of precious possessions, gold and silver. There is no place for you.”
    A little later Vanity came by in a beautiful boat. Again Love shouted, “Could you help me, Vanity? I am stranded and need a lift. Please take me with you.”
    Vanity responded haughtily, “No, I cannot take you with me. My boat will get soiled with your muddy feet.”
    Sorrow passed by after some time. Again, Love asked for help. But it was to no avail. “No, I cannot take you with me. I am so sad. I want to be by myself.”
    When Happiness passed by a few minutes later, Love again called for help. But Happiness was so happy that it did not look around, hardly concerned about anyone.
    Love was growing restless and dejected. Just then somebody called out, “Come Love, I will take you with me.” Love did not know who was being so magnanimous, but jumped on to the boat, greatly relieved that she would reach a safe place.
    On getting off the boat, Love met Knowledge. Puzzled, Love inquired, “Knowledge, do you know who so generously gave me a lift just when no one else wished to help?”
    Knowledge smiled, “Oh, that was Time.”
    “And why would Time stop to pick me and take me to safety?” Love wondered.
    Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and replied, “Because only Time knows your true greatness and what you are capable of. Only Love can bring peace and great happiness in this world.”
    “The important message is that when we are prosperous, we overlook love. When we feel important, we forget love. Even in happiness and sorrow we forget love. Only with time do we realize the importance of love. Why wait that long? Why not make love a part of your life today?”

  4. guyscanbebrokentoo guyscanbebrokentoo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    In French you don’t really say I miss you.
    You say “tu me manques” which means
    “you are missing from me.”

  5. teddybearhugz teddybearhugz
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    Do you know that feeling?
    You feel so betrayed by your friend over something little, and you don't want to tell anyone about it because it would sound stupid and nobody would understand.
    Nobody would understand that it's not the actual event that you're hurt by.
    You're hurt by the thought and realization that you would put yourself second to them,
    but they wouldn't do the same.
    Nobody would understand that.
    Do you know that feeling...?

  6. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    FACTS ABOUT YOU
    1. Your brain has the potential to remember everything you have ever experienced, read, heard and seen. The only problem is you can’t recall it, but it’s all in there somewhere.
    2. Your body is constantly replacing cells, so much so in fact, you have a completely different body than you did seven years ago.
    3. The amount of information your brain can hold is believed to be up to 1000 terabytes. The IBM supercomputer Watson, the one Jeopardy! contestants competed against earper in the year has 16 terabytes of RAM (what a dumb@ss).
    4. With the sp€rm in your testlcles right now (guys), you could repopulate Dallas, and it would take you 6 months to repopulate the entire planet.
    5. Everyone in your dreams you have seen while awake at some point in your life.
    6. In your lifetime you will eat about 50 tons of food (you fat b@stard!).
    7. To exercise your legs the same amount of exercise your eyes get, you would need to walk 50 miles a day, every day.
    8. In the next four years you will shed your body weight in dead skin.
    9. Your hair grows about 12 mm a month.
    10. You constantly sweat (about two pints a day).
    11. Pound for pound, when you were a baby you were stronger than an ox.
    12. You react at speeds of 170 mph.
    13. Aside from burning, your hair is so non-disintegrative it’s basically indestructible.
    14. 25,000,000 cells of you died while you read this sentence (but your body made 300 billion more of ‘em today, so don’t worry)
    15. You were one cell for half an hour.

  7. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    "Unless you've actually been there, and can prove that you have, it isn't really fair to be offended when someone doesn't want your advice. To you, what you're saying makes perfect sense, but if you've never gone through it, how could you know exactly what to do? That's like me saying, 'Well I was born from a woman who was born from a woman and I have several sisters who are women and my daughter is a woman so, even though I am very much a man, I know what women need.' It doesn't work, does it? All the girls in the room are shaking their heads right now; I can see it. That's because I have no idea what it's actually like to be a woman. I don't know what it's like, just like you don't know what it's like to be pregnant at 16 just because your best friend is. You don't know what it's like to feel like harming yourself is the only way to deal with a situation, but your sister does. So, next time you see your friend going through a tough time, instead of telling them what to do and getting mad when they don't do it, try to be understanding. Try to get them the help they need. Remember that even though you're all smart individuals, none of you are perfect and none of you know everything. But most of all, try to remember that people handle things differently and what's right for you may be totally wrong for someone else."
    -My ASL Teacher

  8. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    "There is, in every madman, a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people and for whom, delirium was the only solution for the strangulation life had prepared for him"

  9. Pandepp Pandepp
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 6:31am UTC
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    "Doubt is a pain too lonely
    to know that faith is his twin brother."
    -Khalil Gibran

  10. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Fandom Rehab:
    Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are we gonna do with
    our lives?! *sob*
    Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is still alive!
    The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait all this time for the next movie! And the
    character deaths were soooo sad!
    Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And HELLO, the world is in a current
    state of confusion after our last episode!
    Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TROLL
    FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A YEAR, NEARLY
    REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN
    REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN GUESS
    WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE MENTION THAT
    GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP JUPITER
    WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT SUCKS.
    IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND
    GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking back and forth*
    Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
    Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.

  11. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Douche: Why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me?
    Like · Comment · Share 13 minutes ago.
    Girl: Because a rollercoaster can actually make me scream.
    3 minutes ago · Like

  12. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
    Gale: Hey, what up girl?
    Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
    Gale: Let's go!
    Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
    The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
    Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
    Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
    Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
    Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
    Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
    Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
    The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
    Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight
    Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
    Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!
    The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
    Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh
    nmq

  13. cannon cannon
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    If you type in "illuminati" backwards,
    followed by ".com" in your address bar,
    you'll end up US government's national security page.

  14. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    Distance doesn't ruin relationships
    Doubts do.

  15. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:32am UTC
    No one can ever be sorry for my losses
    No one can ever feel my pain
    No one can ever understand how sensitive I am, from my deep core
    No one knows me completely
    Though I feel people know me better than I know myself, no. They do not.
    No one knows I'm not so harsh and emotionless at my heart
    Even if they do, no one would care;
    No one can ♥

  16. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Being ignored is a bad feeling.
    It makes you feel unwanted.
    You feel like you did something wrong.
    You feel beneath those you are superior to.
    You feel usless.
    But you are none of those thing. You are wanted, right, and superior.
    Never let being "ignored" get to you because there is always someone to listen.

  17. SunKissedBeauty SunKissedBeauty
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 12:55am UTC
    The worst type of cry is ~
    That one cry where you are having a really bad day but you stay strong during the whole day. The thing is as soon as you get home, you go in your room and listen to sad music. Its the middle of the night and you curl up into a ball, you try and try to hold the tears back. You feel a lump in your throat and your mouth goes dry. You can feel your lips shake, it's taking every ounce of self control to not cry because you know your family will hear you. It's the one where you want to scream, your eyesight goes blurry from tears trying to escape. You sit there and hold onto a pillow or your stomach so you dont burst. The one where you hold you're breath and everything goes dizzy. You're still in a ball trying to suck it in and make no noise but then its hurts your lungs so the tears start to come. It's puring from your eyes and now you dont even care, you dont have a care in the world except for that one reason you're crying. At that one moment you want everything to go away, it might be your first experience with depression or your first suicide attempt. Just remember I am here if you need to talk, the reason you are crying is not worth your tears.

  18. ThatLostGirl* ThatLostGirl*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Insomnia is a kind of torture. While the whole world is fast asleep, you're up all alone, with your mind buzzing with every random thought in the universe. Sometimes those thoughts will reach a standstill, and your mind goes blank. You become more aware of the silence, and it is during this moment that you realize how alone you truly are.

  19. littlebluebird littlebluebird
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    A: “Is it in?”
    B: “Yeah”
    A: “Is it hurting?”
    B: “Mmhm”
    A: “Let me try to put it in slowly”
    B: “It still hurts!”
    A: “Let's try another shoe size.”

  20. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 6:49pm UTC
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