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  1. TheChipBag TheChipBag
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    It's hard out here for a chip.
    ( NOT GONNA SHAKE MY SALT FOR YOU CUS I'VE GOT A BAG )

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    "EPIC FAIL!!"
    I exclaim! I have just gotten my paper on the epic, The Odyssey, back from my english teacher. I failed it. A 54%. My overall grade in the class has dropped down to an 82%. My parents must never find out about this failure.

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 10:59am UTC
    Confession #20:
    When I was in 5th grade
    I donated 10 inches of my hair for cancer.
    Worst decision I ever made.
    My popularity decreased by 40%
    because I was popular for having long hair
    jk im proud of my decision

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 11:02am UTC
    Pain
    is what makes you beautiful because
    Perfection
    is full of flaws.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 11:06am UTC
    And my head told my heart,
    "let love grow,"
    And my heart told my head,
    "this time, no."

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Confession #24:
    I have never gotten more than 50 faves on a quote.
    Like I have literally gotten 49 on a quote. . .but not 50

  8. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    How Popular Girls Walk: *Hair flips perfectly and does model walk*
    How Popular Guys Walk: *Snapbacks on perfectly and walks dope like with hands in pockets*
    How My Friends Walk: *dinosaur arms while leaning back like retards hissing at everyone they see*

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 12:37am UTC
    How is "slùt" even an insult?
    Like get that díck girl.

  10. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:21am UTC
    If all the amazing quote writers leave us slowly,
    Will our top quotes be like 12 favs each??

  11. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    'CAUSE I'M ONLY
    HUMAN, AND I BLEED WHEN I FALL DOWN,

  12. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    Diana, let me be the one
    TO, LIGHT A FIRE INSIDE THOSE EYES.

  13. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    is it so wrong that you
    make me strong?

  14. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Oh my goodness.
    • I am in SUCH a good mood right now.
    • I've discovered tons of new amazing songs.
    • I feel pretty and I'm not even wearing makeup.
    • It's snowing and the Christmas tree is up.
    • I just realized how many friends I have that I love and they love me back.
    Everything is wonderful. I'm so happy. ❅ ❅ ❅

  15. imradioactive imradioactive
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    I got a little
    bit longer, I got a ways to go.

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Me: hey do you mind doing me a favorite

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    On Friday in math class
    we were learning about like SAS and AAS and SSS and stuff like that and my teacher was like, "Now remember kids, there is NO A-S-S!" and this kid behind me was like, "Whoever didn't invent A-S-S was an áss" and lmao

  18. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Girl: I wish I was a model
    Guy: Why?
    Girl: Because they are so thin and pretty.
    Guy: Want to know what they aren't?
    Girl: What?
    Guy: They aren't you. Not even close. They aren't perfect. You are.

  19. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    I Know You Secretly Feel Guilty.
    Stop It.
    It's Going To Make Me Feel Guilty.
    And You Know EXACTLY What That Leads To.

  20. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    She whispered as she fell to the floor
    with a bloody razor
    in her hand,"I"m so tired of being strong"

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